At this time of year, especially, I think that we should come together as one nation and look back on the mistakes of the past. It’s time to once again unite the anglosphere under one banner. One glorious commonwealth. Kiwis, Aussies, and Canadians have already answered the call. Will we? There is still time.
This Fourth of July, let us look forward to the future that can be. To the future that MUST be. One nation, under god, indivisible, with monarchy and justice for all.
MyCountry^(TM) tis of thee…
Sweet Land of Monarchy…
Of thee I sing…
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You want to live under Charles? Now I know you’re crazy.
“In America we don’t believe in kings, we believe in baseball”
Over my dead body and yes I mean that.
I know this is a joke post, but I think other Americans severely underestimate how many people in these countries genuinely hate us as people in addition to government, politics, culture, etc.
Go to Google.
Type “dick.”
Hit Enter.
Eat every result.
Naw, but how about you go eat corn on your pizza in Limey land instead!
Fuck that when we let an inbred halfwit rule us we’ll vote for for him by God.
I mean if they want to become states I can be cool with them keeping their monarch. Stripped of all remaining powers and financed by those states’ taxes alone, of course.
I will always maintain that having a hereditary monarch in the 21st century is infinitely more embarrassing than electing as president even the stupidest person in the country.
The only king we tolerate on our shores is the Burger King.
[I suggest that God Save the Queen](https://youtu.be/02D2T3wGCYg)
You thought Meghan Markle was bad?
Keep it up with the royalty talk and we’ll start invading with the Kardashians.
Op, you understand that “My Country tis of Thee” is already just new lyrics with to “God Save the Queen”
You really don’t have to stretch so much to make it a monarchist song.
I hate democratic government. Most people are really stupid, and even those that aren’t do very little abstract thinking and many don’t have internal monologues that help them develop complex opinions. They are products of peer pressure and who they happened to think was cool and right at a given point in time. Most of them know that some of the things they believe are wrong they just refuse to change their mind and pretend they don’t get it, or build a bunch of layers of nonsense over it.
The fact that this majority of people gets a vote that influences how I have to live my life, is completely absurd and upsetting. However, it is by far the best system we have come up with so far, and has persisted despite how uninformed and totally wrong about everything so many people are. So I’m still in.
I mean, we already have four commonwealths, so I’m good.
Hey I have a better idea, there’s this thing called moving. As in, if you personally love the monarchy, you can just move to Canada since it’s nearby. Would be much easier than trying to get everyone else on board.
*patriotic frothing intensifies*
I would shit in the queens cheerios without a second thought
*slams mag into AR*
Mother of God, it’s happening again
No? Didn’t one of the royals just get outed as a nonce?
Unionically: monarchy bad, Britain good
I’ll pass, thanks.
Solid shitpost
You know who they are sing about saving the queen from in *”God save the queen”*?
‘Merica. 🇺🇲🦅🎆
Besides the fact that Americans would never want this and if they did they would rightfully demand to be the centerpiece and Dominant force of a Unified Anglo-Sphere. Why would any commonwealth countries want to be in the same polity as the US?
My ancestors did not suffer through British colonialism for me to embrace monarchy
So your suggesting all the stars you mentioned become protectorate of the USA? We don’t want your trash ass
BRB gotta go flush a few teabags real quick