Men who accidently got hurt by their partner during intimacy, what happened and what was the reaction?
April 17, 2026
Men who accidently got hurt by their partner during intimacy, what happened and what was the reaction?
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“she said go deeper. I couldn’t go deeper. I ran out of PP.”- Ochocinco
Lol. I currently have a bruise on my shoulder from my wife getting a little bitey. Not the first, won’t be the last. All good fun in the moment, I heal.
She gave my crotch an unintentional knee strike while we were shifting positions. I let the pain subside while she apologized profusely and I reassured her with a falsetto voice that it was OK, since she didn’t do it on purpose.
Out of all my comments on this sub, why is it *this one* that gets in the three digits XD
Wasn’t quite sexy time, but we were wrestling around and playing and I accidentally dropped her off the side my bed. She hit her head and started crying… There was indeed no sex after that.
I still get reminded about it some 19 years later.
Picked up a woman from the bar. We went back to my buddies place because it was close by. Her and me were on the couch. About 10 minutes in to having sex, my foot slipped between the cushions and a nail or staple stabbed me in the side of my foot. Instantly lost my hard on and had to call her a cab. She wasn’t happy and didnt want to try again later. My guess is she thought I made it up or something idk.
This is the opposite but I accidentally gave my wife a black eye while camping. We were switching positions and I was trying to move the blanket out from under us. I was pulling with force but it was stuck. It suddenly broke free and my hand hit her right in the face. She was fine but it gave her a gnarly black eye. It was a funny inside joke for a while. Thankfully her friends and family all trust me and knew it wasn’t intentional
“AHH, you’re going to give me a hickie and I can’t have one at work”
*proceeds to give me two hickies*
A couple days later…
“Well, I had to wear turtlenecks all week and people are getting suspicious.”
*She gets a devilish smile and proceeds to give me a new hickie*
“Dammit woman!”
Went to change position whilst my wife was on top but I moved one side and she went the other. I thought I’d broke it. Limped for a week and couldn’t sit down with out a sock in my boxers to keep everything stable.
and accidental elbow or knee to the balls is always fun
Used to work nightshift and had those black out curtains so at night it was extra dark. Had a girl over and in a position switch I smacked her in the eye with my heel.
Shooting pain in my left, ignored it kept going. Noticed 2 days later it was the size of a large gobstopper went to the doc had done sever damage, ultrasound and a few examinations later, Rice and no action for 2 months but survived unfortunately the relationship didn’t.
I went to go down on a girl for the first time, she is on her back on the bed and I am making my way down and as I am getting into position she kicked me square between the eyes. Still finished the job.
Accidental Elbow to the right side of the face. Had a nice black eye for a few days, and a great story to tell to my grandkids.
My wife is a biter and usually doesn’t realize when she’s doing it. So she’ll be like “what happened to your arm?”
Got jump-tackled by my horny gf and since I didn’t see it coming, I actually went down and hit my head. Obviously a knock-down wasn’t her intention, but she had to wait for 15 minutes before I was ready for action.
As for her reaction, she was shocked, apologized a lot and was very worried if I was ok.
Farted on my balls.
MY TIME TO SHINEEEEE
I wear glasses and I am severely myopic. This is relevant trust me
I was with an FWB back then. We were getting frisky really fast because we wanted to sleep as both of us were sleep deprived. Well I pulled out a condom to wear and I was awkwardly looking at it seeing which side is the outer one (I wasn’t wearing my glasses)
She asked me to hand it to her and that she’ll take care of it. She grabs it, takes a look and starts to put it on. Just as she gets past the glans I feel a sharp, prickly pain for a millisecond and I jolt up to see what has happened.
All I can see is that the condom is filling up with blood _real fast_. She starts to panic, I grab the tissue box and attempt to stop the bleeding but _there is too much blood in my member_
I just press it hard and run to the washroom. About 5-10 minutes later I come out of the washroom like a wounded warrior smiling (idk why I was smiling) and I see her sitting on the bed in a defeated pose.
Naturally, I ask, “Babe are you okay?”
She looks at me with an annoyance visible on her forehead and says, “Yes, slimshady_69, I am not the one bleeding through my dick”
We both laugh about it and just lie down. I kept laughing and joking as she profusely apologised for maybe an hour straight. We went to the urologist after we had both calmed down a little. She had ended up injuring the frenulum and the artery that runs through it.
The part that sucked the most was I wasn’t able to do _anything_ for the next 6 weeks.
She has since never put a condom on anybody and says she never will. We’re still close and every chance I get I tease her about it.
Nothing complicated, just the terrible bent dick experience when she was riding me.
We were in the heat of the moment, we switched positions with her wanting on top, she went too high and I slipped out. She felt I had and tried to rush me back in..and missed and her nail sliced the back side of my..appendage about 2.5 inches. There was so much blood. lol.
My first girlfriend and ex was on top, I shuffled up the bed as she leaned forward and now I have a scar above my eyebrow from her tooth.
It stings whenever she’s close by…… not really but she was really horrible to me and it makes me feel better to laugh about it than remember it properly.
My ex was a bigger girl and loved to bounce on the old pork sword. One day, she was reverse cowgirl and she went too hard and too forward and we both heard a pop, followed by searing pain. Turns out there is a ligament down there that holds it in place and stops it flopping about when hard. Well, mine snapped.
I went to A&E and they were pretty shit quite honestly. Said it wasn’t an emergency and sent me home. After a few weeks of it still hurting and weird looking erections I went to my GP. Turns out it’s classed as severe trauma and needs immediate intervention – too late for that. Was referred but the view was that if it all works (it does) and if the pain has gone (after about 2 months it had) then the risk of damaging it is higher than fixing it. So they decided to leave it.
I broke several ribs at work.
I didn’t even realize how much my wife puts her hands on my chest. When she wakes up in the morning she rolls over, puts her hand on my chest and pushes herself up out of bed.
Never really noticed how much she does it until now.
She really enjoys cowgirl and apparently when she puts her hands on my chest she supports all her body weight on my chest and cock.
Just gonna have to do doggy till they heal all the way.
Not sure about accidentally, but an ex bit me so hard she left a full dental impression freely bleeding from every tooth mark in my trapezius.
Nipping is fine and fun. Chunk-removal? Not so much.
I tore my foreskin.
Years ago, this woman went from doggy to on her knees facing me in one quick motion and ended up kneeing me in my face and breaking my nose.
I ended up holding my face and she was just like “where’d my cum go?”. Turns out blunt trauma is an instant boner killer.
Oh boy.
She was getting a little carried away on top until I felt like something was wrong. Asked to stop so I could check and my guy was covered in blood. Thought it was her at first until I realized it was mine.
Tore the bowstring. Not all the way, but enough. Stood with my dick in a sink full of warm water for what felt like forever, it stopped bleeding and the pain went away.
I don’t really remember her reaction, but the experience definitely impacted my sex drive.
This was over a decade ago, I have a tiny scar and my dick still hurts if I pull back the hood without lube.
Fortunately I don’t really have sex anymore, so it’s not an issue.
Use lube guys, especially if she’s a tight one.
She was enthusiastically giving me head. Deepthroating me in a fast rhythm. As she was going back up, her teeth scratched my tip. It bled and I couldn’t get hard after.
Her eyes went wide as I exclaimed from the pain. We checked the wound and she apologized. It looked like a cut you see when you get punched, but smaller.
She was really horny at that time too, so she eagerly waited for me to get hard again. But I couldn’t get it up because it was really painful. We stopped. I think it’s for the best, as to avoid infection.
You know that little bit of skin under your tongue that connects it to your lower part of your mouth? She ripped it apart when sucking my tongue during a make out sesh. Shit hurted but we kept going.
She said “you can go in” when I was already balls deep. She hurt me. In still didn’t recover.
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“she said go deeper. I couldn’t go deeper. I ran out of PP.”- Ochocinco
Lol. I currently have a bruise on my shoulder from my wife getting a little bitey. Not the first, won’t be the last. All good fun in the moment, I heal.
She gave my crotch an unintentional knee strike while we were shifting positions. I let the pain subside while she apologized profusely and I reassured her with a falsetto voice that it was OK, since she didn’t do it on purpose.
Out of all my comments on this sub, why is it *this one* that gets in the three digits XD
Wasn’t quite sexy time, but we were wrestling around and playing and I accidentally dropped her off the side my bed. She hit her head and started crying… There was indeed no sex after that.
I still get reminded about it some 19 years later.
Picked up a woman from the bar. We went back to my buddies place because it was close by. Her and me were on the couch. About 10 minutes in to having sex, my foot slipped between the cushions and a nail or staple stabbed me in the side of my foot. Instantly lost my hard on and had to call her a cab. She wasn’t happy and didnt want to try again later. My guess is she thought I made it up or something idk.
This is the opposite but I accidentally gave my wife a black eye while camping. We were switching positions and I was trying to move the blanket out from under us. I was pulling with force but it was stuck. It suddenly broke free and my hand hit her right in the face. She was fine but it gave her a gnarly black eye. It was a funny inside joke for a while. Thankfully her friends and family all trust me and knew it wasn’t intentional
“AHH, you’re going to give me a hickie and I can’t have one at work”
*proceeds to give me two hickies*
A couple days later…
“Well, I had to wear turtlenecks all week and people are getting suspicious.”
*She gets a devilish smile and proceeds to give me a new hickie*
“Dammit woman!”
Went to change position whilst my wife was on top but I moved one side and she went the other. I thought I’d broke it. Limped for a week and couldn’t sit down with out a sock in my boxers to keep everything stable.
and accidental elbow or knee to the balls is always fun
Used to work nightshift and had those black out curtains so at night it was extra dark. Had a girl over and in a position switch I smacked her in the eye with my heel.
Shooting pain in my left, ignored it kept going. Noticed 2 days later it was the size of a large gobstopper went to the doc had done sever damage, ultrasound and a few examinations later, Rice and no action for 2 months but survived unfortunately the relationship didn’t.
I went to go down on a girl for the first time, she is on her back on the bed and I am making my way down and as I am getting into position she kicked me square between the eyes. Still finished the job.
Accidental Elbow to the right side of the face. Had a nice black eye for a few days, and a great story to tell to my grandkids.
My wife is a biter and usually doesn’t realize when she’s doing it. So she’ll be like “what happened to your arm?”
Got jump-tackled by my horny gf and since I didn’t see it coming, I actually went down and hit my head. Obviously a knock-down wasn’t her intention, but she had to wait for 15 minutes before I was ready for action.
As for her reaction, she was shocked, apologized a lot and was very worried if I was ok.
Farted on my balls.
MY TIME TO SHINEEEEE
I wear glasses and I am severely myopic. This is relevant trust me
I was with an FWB back then. We were getting frisky really fast because we wanted to sleep as both of us were sleep deprived. Well I pulled out a condom to wear and I was awkwardly looking at it seeing which side is the outer one (I wasn’t wearing my glasses)
She asked me to hand it to her and that she’ll take care of it. She grabs it, takes a look and starts to put it on. Just as she gets past the glans I feel a sharp, prickly pain for a millisecond and I jolt up to see what has happened.
All I can see is that the condom is filling up with blood _real fast_. She starts to panic, I grab the tissue box and attempt to stop the bleeding but _there is too much blood in my member_
I just press it hard and run to the washroom. About 5-10 minutes later I come out of the washroom like a wounded warrior smiling (idk why I was smiling) and I see her sitting on the bed in a defeated pose.
Naturally, I ask, “Babe are you okay?”
She looks at me with an annoyance visible on her forehead and says, “Yes, slimshady_69, I am not the one bleeding through my dick”
We both laugh about it and just lie down. I kept laughing and joking as she profusely apologised for maybe an hour straight. We went to the urologist after we had both calmed down a little. She had ended up injuring the frenulum and the artery that runs through it.
The part that sucked the most was I wasn’t able to do _anything_ for the next 6 weeks.
She has since never put a condom on anybody and says she never will. We’re still close and every chance I get I tease her about it.
Nothing complicated, just the terrible bent dick experience when she was riding me.
We were in the heat of the moment, we switched positions with her wanting on top, she went too high and I slipped out. She felt I had and tried to rush me back in..and missed and her nail sliced the back side of my..appendage about 2.5 inches. There was so much blood. lol.
My first girlfriend and ex was on top, I shuffled up the bed as she leaned forward and now I have a scar above my eyebrow from her tooth.
It stings whenever she’s close by…… not really but she was really horrible to me and it makes me feel better to laugh about it than remember it properly.
My ex was a bigger girl and loved to bounce on the old pork sword. One day, she was reverse cowgirl and she went too hard and too forward and we both heard a pop, followed by searing pain. Turns out there is a ligament down there that holds it in place and stops it flopping about when hard. Well, mine snapped.
I went to A&E and they were pretty shit quite honestly. Said it wasn’t an emergency and sent me home. After a few weeks of it still hurting and weird looking erections I went to my GP. Turns out it’s classed as severe trauma and needs immediate intervention – too late for that. Was referred but the view was that if it all works (it does) and if the pain has gone (after about 2 months it had) then the risk of damaging it is higher than fixing it. So they decided to leave it.
I broke several ribs at work.
I didn’t even realize how much my wife puts her hands on my chest. When she wakes up in the morning she rolls over, puts her hand on my chest and pushes herself up out of bed.
Never really noticed how much she does it until now.
She really enjoys cowgirl and apparently when she puts her hands on my chest she supports all her body weight on my chest and cock.
Just gonna have to do doggy till they heal all the way.
Not sure about accidentally, but an ex bit me so hard she left a full dental impression freely bleeding from every tooth mark in my trapezius.
Nipping is fine and fun. Chunk-removal? Not so much.
I tore my foreskin.
Years ago, this woman went from doggy to on her knees facing me in one quick motion and ended up kneeing me in my face and breaking my nose.
I ended up holding my face and she was just like “where’d my cum go?”. Turns out blunt trauma is an instant boner killer.
Oh boy.
She was getting a little carried away on top until I felt like something was wrong. Asked to stop so I could check and my guy was covered in blood. Thought it was her at first until I realized it was mine.
Tore the bowstring. Not all the way, but enough. Stood with my dick in a sink full of warm water for what felt like forever, it stopped bleeding and the pain went away.
I don’t really remember her reaction, but the experience definitely impacted my sex drive.
This was over a decade ago, I have a tiny scar and my dick still hurts if I pull back the hood without lube.
Fortunately I don’t really have sex anymore, so it’s not an issue.
Use lube guys, especially if she’s a tight one.
She was enthusiastically giving me head. Deepthroating me in a fast rhythm. As she was going back up, her teeth scratched my tip. It bled and I couldn’t get hard after.
Her eyes went wide as I exclaimed from the pain. We checked the wound and she apologized. It looked like a cut you see when you get punched, but smaller.
She was really horny at that time too, so she eagerly waited for me to get hard again. But I couldn’t get it up because it was really painful. We stopped. I think it’s for the best, as to avoid infection.
You know that little bit of skin under your tongue that connects it to your lower part of your mouth? She ripped it apart when sucking my tongue during a make out sesh. Shit hurted but we kept going.
She said “you can go in” when I was already balls deep. She hurt me. In still didn’t recover.