My fellow Americans, should we all set aside our differences to invade Ohio?

12 comments

1. We should just flood it and make a better Lake Erie.

2. Nothing there worth invading for. Like, *at all*

3. Fellow Americans? You sound like a traitor, sir. Do you serve our King?

4. Is it really worth the effort?

5. This is making me laugh so hard because my 9 year old daughter has recently developed some weird ideas about Ohio. Somehow she and two of her friends have decided Ohio is the creepiest place on earth based on some you tube videos. She says all the weird stuff is there. So all three of them now think Ohio is a hell mouth and should be avoided at all costs 😂 .

6. They can’t drive worth a fack. Mandatory driving lessons if we succeed in conquest.

7. One does not simply walk into Ohio.

8. Ohio? Yeah, right. Then we’ll move on to conquer Terabithia and then Middle Earth!.

9. Nooo people will get confused and come here instead. Lol

10. Jesus, who would want Ohio, or New Jersey.

    Invade Hawaii or something.

11. Better idea is to kick out Florida- we gotta repair a ton of hurricane damage every year and all we get is DeSantis running for President lol so fuck ’em

12. Real talk, why do we even have Wyoming? Nobody lives there but wind