Guys, what are the bro codes we all know but we don’t say?

15 comments

1. No meat gazing in the bathroom

2. A code? Or just like a fake about how men are in general?

3. What ever your bro lies about you swear to it.

4. you dont fuck your friends ex.

   “wElL tEcHnIcaLly yOu aRe brOkEn uP so-“

   no. no you dont do it. even if you “ask them” – which by the way, dont do that. dont put your friend on the spot like that. you’re an asshole if you do, like….4 billion women, you can stay away from literally one

5. Bros before hoes.

6. If your friends fucked it, you don’t. Fact.

7. No talking in public washroom , unless you are part of lbgtq community

8. Searching a subreddit for a question before I ask it

9. buy a round of drinks here and there

10. But that would mean saying them. We don’t do that.

11. Stop bitching and handle your shit

12. you could write a book with all the little rules about urinal spacing. always a spot in between, if theres no spaces use a stall. if all the stalls are taken wait, but if you can’t wait use an edge

13. Don’t poach married women or girls in a relationship.

    If you do that, you’re a lowlife and not a bro.

14. Nice try

15. Don’t use the urinal right next to me when there is another one further over!