Your parents hate it when u do it, but u still do it. What is it?

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1. Don’t call them.

2. Call them Mama B and Diddy.

3. Not believing in their magic sky fairy

4. Self harm

5. I call my mom by her first and last name. Sometimes it drives her nuts.

6. growing my hair out

7. Talk sense.

8. Host Thanksgiving.

   When we had kids and a home my wife decided she wanted Thanksgiving as the one holiday where our two families could come to us. Everyone is welcome to join, we’re the only ones In our generation with kids, and let’s be honest, my wife and I are better cooks than any of them. Well this upsets my mother to no end. It’s her turn to be grandma and we should all come to her house (never mind my in-laws) for holidays.

9. Grow a beard

10. Drink (and that’s that I’m a 36 year old man)

11. Bite my fingernails.

    My mom literally yelled at me for doing so on video chat earlier with her lol

12. Have a discussion. My mom never cares to check things she hears from friends or reads on Social media. She almost always just believes it. When we then have a discussion and I can debunk that crap, she always gets mad and says that I ‘always need to be the one to know better’ and can’t accept her point of view. Telling her that based on facts she’s just wrong, Is apparently ‘backtalking’. I somehow still refuse to just keep my mouth shut in these situations.

13. exist

14. Only my dad, but, wear makeup as a dude

15. Go out more. **I am an introvert still getting my FULL license to drive and there’s this thing called M O N E Y for going out to do fun things I actually find interesting.**

    My mother also does not understand modern day dating so that contributes to the irritation.

    I love ’em though, so nobody worry I don’t hate my parents or whatever zany thought is going through y’alls’ minds.

16. Motorcycles

17. Shit with the door open.

18. Existing as a short guy.

19. your sister.

20. Lick the plate and bowl clean. They tell me people who have this habit end up raining on their wedding. I just tell them I’ll book an indoor wedding venue.

21. Honestly just staying up late, like I’m busy all day but at night I can do my own thing you know?

22. Cucumber dilly.

23. Having a different opinion

24. Telling them to save money.

25. Keep my distance

26. listen to music whilst playing a game

27. Listen to extreme metal

28. Pooping for over an hour

29. Think for myself.

30. Leave their religion

31. Be me.

32. Get physically affectionate with my husband infront of them

    At some point I started doing it just to piss them off

33. I’ve owned and rode motorcycles since I was 16 y/o; my mother always hated it until the day she died.

34. I always take a look in their fridge when I’m at their place, my mum is a great cook and there are always some leftovers of their meals. (and I always grab a bite)

    They don’t “hate” it per say, but I always get an exasperated “leave you god damn nose out of our fridge”

35. Anabolic steroids.

36. Ride my “two wheeled ticket to heaven” lol

37. Call them out on their religious irregularities and inconsistencies.