I nearly bought a flat in a road called Hoare’s Close but I couldn’t get over the idea of having to tell people where I lived without them seeing the spelling.
Fanny Hands Lane is quite the Lincolnshire landmark. So would Basic Slag Road in Scunthorpe if it wasn’t inaccessible and in the middle of the steel works.
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All that for 350k? Smells fishy
There’s a place in the north east called Shilbottle. Or rather there was until someone with a black felt marker found the road signposts.
There’s a Bell End by me.
Crotch Crescent, Oxford
It’s just 41 minutes or so from Bell End:
https://preview.redd.it/xu03x8c6cuog1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f33c2bf9159267e70d22711a983dc6bef16275
I nearly bought a flat in a road called Hoare’s Close but I couldn’t get over the idea of having to tell people where I lived without them seeing the spelling.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane
Too literal?
Bell end junction with mincing Lane is a cracker.
https://preview.redd.it/t5ph83iicuog1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b19cfad9a30bd4a6293f6f1a553495b47e44224
Hoares Close.
Auto Shenanigans on YT has a video with many many of them – cockburnspath is my fac little town mind.
Bellenden Gardens in Edinburgh. The shape of it even looks like a cock.
https://preview.redd.it/602r7u4rduog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62752a8035d9ef4314dbbcddecf22d13e0a4a036
There is a Butt hole lane in Leicestershire [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Butthole+Ln,+Shepshed,+Loughborough/@52.776606,-1.2752399,432m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x4879e14e146ca8a5:0xe2471615a1017c!8m2!3d52.776606!4d-1.272665!16s%2Fg%2F1th6dcg6?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDMxMC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Butthole+Ln,+Shepshed,+Loughborough/@52.776606,-1.2752399,432m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x4879e14e146ca8a5:0xe2471615a1017c!8m2!3d52.776606!4d-1.272665!16s%2Fg%2F1th6dcg6?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDMxMC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D)
“Slack Bottom Road” makes me giggle a bit (BD6 3RH).
[Three Cocks Lane](http://gloucester.streetmapof.co.uk/three-cocks-lane/)
Dunno but I’d be quite happy to live there 😜😏
There’s a Slaparse Lane in Broadclyst near Exeter.
Slutshole Lane near Norwich
My favourite one on a new estate in my town is Edging Lane. Just funny enough to make it a recurring giggle joke
https://preview.redd.it/q8uxkzmifuog1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5deba9d4a103438b3417ee46d48642f987957ed6
I think it’s more of a warning than anything else
Lincoln has the Glory Hole….
Cum Cum Hill, Hatfield, Hertfordshire
Cock-A-Dobby, Sandhurst, Berkshire
Butthole Lane, Loughborough, Leicestershire
Cockbush Avenue, Hertford, Hertfordshire
Cockshot Hill, Reigate, Surrey.
Cock Lane, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
How about Cumwell Lane, which I passed yesterday?
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vMb5rNiSDCXLz8Yk7
Didn’t even have to scroll down to know. My sister used to live there (the street, not the property for sale), lol.
If you want just questionable ‘The darkies’ in Birmingham always struck me as a bit problematic.
There’s a Slag Lane in St Helens lol
https://preview.redd.it/47zh2bl5huog1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fed68dea5fa1dd84b209b0e39d07516b1be645c
I nearly moved to Leeds and the prices of houses on the Cockshotts were about £5k less than similar houses on the next street.
https://preview.redd.it/jn6tmexfhuog1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da898dace73b2d7087da2dfa4d65b1c4f8233d04
Slag lane in Leigh / Lowton
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https://preview.redd.it/p7v258hqluog1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c65340bf9981f4de9662a78fc104533e284bf34
Dumb Woman’s Lane in Rye
There’s a Fanny Street in Cardiff
https://preview.redd.it/zgi35farnuog1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475267dac9ccb7a19cadf9aa7502b99ffa53f063
I’m keen on exploring Upper Butts in Brentford.
https://preview.redd.it/y9y6fywqouog1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816d709112b4b3e873a19f7fae9f73e7b4dbf9c9
Fanny Hands Lane is quite the Lincolnshire landmark. So would Basic Slag Road in Scunthorpe if it wasn’t inaccessible and in the middle of the steel works.
I’d love to spend my days up Minge Lane
1/2 mile from me…. Old Butt Lane
Others:
Fanny Hands Lane (Lincolnshire)
Fanny Avenue (Derbyshire)
The Knob (Northants)
Back Passage (London EC1)
Slag Lane, Warrington
Queue the front garden jokes.
https://preview.redd.it/yd39nv5qyuog1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33cc9eaa79cf808cd97539e5929729114fedb9ea
Lady Gardens, Hereford. With an unkempt hedge
https://preview.redd.it/buqf80dkzuog1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed27d3c5352bf19a0925dfbc9d10c8e22b5bc11e
Was in Birmingham. Has had the road name changed since
Fingeringhoe in Essex 😀
Jay lives here.
There’s a hornyold road in Malvern.