What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job?
February 24, 2026
What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job?
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Married people hitting on each other in pretty subtly sexual way š„²
A large purple dildo with a suction cup at the end. It could attach to the wall and was moved around to various places to prank people.
Grown womenās boobs, and I work in a Primary school. š¤¦š»āāļø
One of our ALN year 6 girls somehow bypassed the safety features on her Chromebook.
A couple of co- workers were being intimate. She ended up getting pregnant but I left before the baby was born.
Using a pallet jack without certification š
When I was a server at a bar 10 year ago, a man was full face down on his date in the booth. I had to kick them out.
Heavy equipment operator: My coworkers dick.
He whipped it out while explaining me where / how I should grade with my dozer to take a piss right at my feet.
At my baffled face he replied “what ,I’m an old man, that almost went into my pants”
A couple openly displaying intense intimacy with each other, even though their respective spouses also both worked at the same companyā¦
They really failed the whole ācheatingā thing.
My boss was showing me photos from his holiday once and swiped onto a picture of his penis š
A woman masturbating in the women’s bathroom… I was working at a convenience store
worked at a family friendly restaurant and this couple was uh. well fingers were in places they shouldn’t be while you’re sitting at a bar diagonal to a table full of children
Iām a truck driver. Iāve unfortunately seen things I cannot ever unsee.
However the most comical, was a trucker standing on the steps on the driver side of his truck, facing away from the truck, peeing onto the grassā¦. Butt nakedā¦. We made eye contact.
the lost and found was full of sex toys. it was a coffee shop.
Customer service here. We have a tool where we can use video, itās one way, they canāt see us. Very useful to see cables and devices and how everything is installed.
Once we had a customer who was only wearing a bathrobe, and the bathrobe āsuddenlyā fel on the ground. His penis was full on display.
A coworker oneās accidentally showed me lesbian porn.
I went to the parking lot to get something out of my car. I look over to my left, and one of the admin ladies and a male operator were in the lady’s car. She was giving him head with no shame. They were both in long term relationships, with the lady being married. They had that workplace affair the whole time I worked there, with everyone knowing about it
After I left that job, I found out from my friend/coworker that she was pregnant. To this day, idk if it was her husband’s child or the side dude’s š¤
When I worked at Starbucks I caught a co-worker sucking off our manager
Former sex worker here….. I never trusted anything in the fridge at work. Also, glass dildos can apparently be washed in a dishwasher? I had my own cup after that.
Somebody got the manager (a gay man) a butt plug for secret santa..
Oh boy, where to start? I work for an airline and when I worked at an airport I saw a lot.
From people trying to pee on the ramp during deboarding to catching people having very loud sex in the bathrooms, sometimes outside of the stalls, like on top of the sinks.
A weird couple doing age play while shopping
Prob half of a face, even came with an eyeball. Cancer sucks.
Worked at a service station and one morning found a blow up doll with a used hole.. another time found a (also used) Fleshlight.. that one caught me more by suprise cause arnt those things expensive? š
Two people (who were both married to other people and had 2 kids under the age of 5) were having an affair, they were literally having sex in the officeās showers š
Definitely caught one of my nurses shortly after filming for her onlyfans. You know that scramble when someone walks into a room they assumed was empty and youāre in a state of undressā¦ yeah she did that
9/11 live footage all day. I worked in a production/live studio. We had about five different feeds running at once.
Sex
They hid in a fitting room to fuck and weāre standing on the bench so I didnāt see their feet, plus the music was really loud
Opened the door to see them just banging it out. Dude had the audacity to ask if they could finish before I kicked them out. They got banned from the mall lol
Worked at a public library. Lots of drugs, drunks and personal favorite… Lady had a gun and threatened to shot me because I told her she had fines to pay. Never dealt with the cops so much in my life.Ā
One time our HR manager accidentally screen-shared his “private” browser window during a massive department meeting, and letās just say he wasĀ *very*Ā into some specific roleplay videos.
my boss stepping on to a swiveling chair to reach something on top of a shelf
I made close friends with a very young lad (it was his first job) and I after a few months, caught him after hours (he was covering night shift) at my desk when I returned to get my lunch bag I’d left there earlier in the day.
I didn’t see anything explicit, but he had very clearly acted quickly on hearing the office floor door open, hide his erection away and my body lotion tube which used to reside beside my telephone, was open cap, on its side near the keyboard.
I acted as though I didn’t know entirely what was occurring and just grabbed what I needed, but I did confront him the following week and made it known how quickly he would be fired if he was caught doing something like that again.
Lots of extra-marital occurrences at parties.
My husband and I lay flooring and we briefly had a helper who was also a big strong dude with gorgeous flowing locks of hair lol.
First day of this particular job was relatively normal. Husband and wife were both there although they didn’t seem to interact much with each other. Felt a little tense when they did.
Next day I had to take my kid to a doctor’s appointment so I was late getting to work. I get to the job and the wife is walking around barefoot in a short silk robe with a glass of wine in her hand. She’s at least half-sloshed at 1130 am. My husband told me she made sure to let him and our helper know that her husband was out of town, and she also offered them both some wine or beer. “Whatever you boys would like…” is the quote the guys repeated. š
Lol The robe was replaced by normal clothes about 3 minutes after I walked in the door.
Me showing up prevented the actual NSFW but I do believe that customer was trying to get Eiffel Towered. šš¤£
Worked 12 years in retail printing, think officemax/depot type of setting. So much porn on phones. Having to keep a straight face and stay professional when we had to turn down jobs of out right porn. Hight note, working with some of the strip clubs and exotic dance places, generally some of the nicest customers we had. Had their jobs planned, gave us enough turn around time. Lovely people.
Absolute lowest note, having to call the cops a couple of times while filling in at the tech department. Found CP on laptops/desktops that were in for virus removal/ repair.
Caught coworkers hooking up in the supply closet once.
Huge, full bottles of liquor in the cabinets.
a drying rack of gstrings that did not belong to the wife š (iām a housekeeper)
Someone bought little, hard penis candies and had them hid in little nooks throughout the plant. Youād randomly look over and see a purple penis sitting on top of an outlet.
Work in IT at a school so quite a lot, few years ago had to speak to a guy who kept getting flagged for accessing porn websites in work, had to speak to him, he just kept the tabs open so he could keep hold of videos, explained to him how to use bookmarks instead. Had our lovely old librarian ask me how to turn off safesearch so she could look at porn from home. Thats just off the top of my head but we see a lot of shit, thats not even counting safeguarding stuff which gets awful.
I worked in retail, in a shop that had nothing to do with sex toys or sex in anyway.
A woman came in waving a dildo around and asked me to find her a power supply for it. When I told her we didnāt sell anything like that, she said that she’d asked at Ann Summers and they said we sold them. I repeated that we didnāt, at which point she got very angry with me and thrust the dildo, which was evidently very heavily used and very rarely cleaned, extremely close to my face and told me “look, there, it needs a plug socket for power” pointing at a small dimple in the surface of the dildo. I said I didnāt think that was correct and asked her if she meant she needed batteries, which we did sell. She tutted and yelled, waving the dildo perilously close to my nose, “I DON’T WANT BATTERIES, YOU STUPID BITCH, I WANT A WALL PLUG”. To which I said, keeping one eye on the dildo that was now very close to touching my cheek, that I was really very sorry but Ann Summers got it wrong and we couldn’t help her at all and maybe she should go back and ask them to clarify what they meant. She said “I’m fed up of this shit!”, stuffed the dildo in her Tesco carrier bag that looked circa 2005, and stomped out.
My manager didnāt believe me when I told him, so I made him check the CCTV and there it was, a woman angrily waving a dildo in my face. He let me take an extra break and leave immediately after closing, so it wasn’t all bad š
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Married people hitting on each other in pretty subtly sexual way š„²
A large purple dildo with a suction cup at the end. It could attach to the wall and was moved around to various places to prank people.
Grown womenās boobs, and I work in a Primary school. š¤¦š»āāļø
One of our ALN year 6 girls somehow bypassed the safety features on her Chromebook.
A couple of co- workers were being intimate. She ended up getting pregnant but I left before the baby was born.
Using a pallet jack without certification š
When I was a server at a bar 10 year ago, a man was full face down on his date in the booth. I had to kick them out.
Heavy equipment operator: My coworkers dick.
He whipped it out while explaining me where / how I should grade with my dozer to take a piss right at my feet.
At my baffled face he replied “what ,I’m an old man, that almost went into my pants”
A couple openly displaying intense intimacy with each other, even though their respective spouses also both worked at the same companyā¦
They really failed the whole ācheatingā thing.
My boss was showing me photos from his holiday once and swiped onto a picture of his penis š
A woman masturbating in the women’s bathroom… I was working at a convenience store
worked at a family friendly restaurant and this couple was uh. well fingers were in places they shouldn’t be while you’re sitting at a bar diagonal to a table full of children
Iām a truck driver. Iāve unfortunately seen things I cannot ever unsee.
However the most comical, was a trucker standing on the steps on the driver side of his truck, facing away from the truck, peeing onto the grassā¦. Butt nakedā¦. We made eye contact.
the lost and found was full of sex toys. it was a coffee shop.
Customer service here. We have a tool where we can use video, itās one way, they canāt see us. Very useful to see cables and devices and how everything is installed.
Once we had a customer who was only wearing a bathrobe, and the bathrobe āsuddenlyā fel on the ground. His penis was full on display.
A coworker oneās accidentally showed me lesbian porn.
I went to the parking lot to get something out of my car. I look over to my left, and one of the admin ladies and a male operator were in the lady’s car. She was giving him head with no shame. They were both in long term relationships, with the lady being married. They had that workplace affair the whole time I worked there, with everyone knowing about it
After I left that job, I found out from my friend/coworker that she was pregnant. To this day, idk if it was her husband’s child or the side dude’s š¤
When I worked at Starbucks I caught a co-worker sucking off our manager
The manager was like 50+, it was nasty lol
A whereās Waldo magnet but it was a dick dressed as Waldo. Every time it was located by someone they had to rĆ©-hide it
Former sex worker here….. I never trusted anything in the fridge at work. Also, glass dildos can apparently be washed in a dishwasher? I had my own cup after that.
Somebody got the manager (a gay man) a butt plug for secret santa..
Oh boy, where to start? I work for an airline and when I worked at an airport I saw a lot.
From people trying to pee on the ramp during deboarding to catching people having very loud sex in the bathrooms, sometimes outside of the stalls, like on top of the sinks.
A weird couple doing age play while shopping
Prob half of a face, even came with an eyeball. Cancer sucks.
Worked at a service station and one morning found a blow up doll with a used hole.. another time found a (also used) Fleshlight.. that one caught me more by suprise cause arnt those things expensive? š
Two people (who were both married to other people and had 2 kids under the age of 5) were having an affair, they were literally having sex in the officeās showers š
Definitely caught one of my nurses shortly after filming for her onlyfans. You know that scramble when someone walks into a room they assumed was empty and youāre in a state of undressā¦ yeah she did that
9/11 live footage all day. I worked in a production/live studio. We had about five different feeds running at once.
Sex
They hid in a fitting room to fuck and weāre standing on the bench so I didnāt see their feet, plus the music was really loud
Opened the door to see them just banging it out. Dude had the audacity to ask if they could finish before I kicked them out. They got banned from the mall lol
Worked at a public library. Lots of drugs, drunks and personal favorite… Lady had a gun and threatened to shot me because I told her she had fines to pay. Never dealt with the cops so much in my life.Ā
One time our HR manager accidentally screen-shared his “private” browser window during a massive department meeting, and letās just say he wasĀ *very*Ā into some specific roleplay videos.
my boss stepping on to a swiveling chair to reach something on top of a shelf
I made close friends with a very young lad (it was his first job) and I after a few months, caught him after hours (he was covering night shift) at my desk when I returned to get my lunch bag I’d left there earlier in the day.
I didn’t see anything explicit, but he had very clearly acted quickly on hearing the office floor door open, hide his erection away and my body lotion tube which used to reside beside my telephone, was open cap, on its side near the keyboard.
I acted as though I didn’t know entirely what was occurring and just grabbed what I needed, but I did confront him the following week and made it known how quickly he would be fired if he was caught doing something like that again.
Lots of extra-marital occurrences at parties.
My husband and I lay flooring and we briefly had a helper who was also a big strong dude with gorgeous flowing locks of hair lol.
First day of this particular job was relatively normal. Husband and wife were both there although they didn’t seem to interact much with each other. Felt a little tense when they did.
Next day I had to take my kid to a doctor’s appointment so I was late getting to work. I get to the job and the wife is walking around barefoot in a short silk robe with a glass of wine in her hand. She’s at least half-sloshed at 1130 am. My husband told me she made sure to let him and our helper know that her husband was out of town, and she also offered them both some wine or beer. “Whatever you boys would like…” is the quote the guys repeated. š
Lol The robe was replaced by normal clothes about 3 minutes after I walked in the door.
Me showing up prevented the actual NSFW but I do believe that customer was trying to get Eiffel Towered. šš¤£
Worked 12 years in retail printing, think officemax/depot type of setting. So much porn on phones. Having to keep a straight face and stay professional when we had to turn down jobs of out right porn. Hight note, working with some of the strip clubs and exotic dance places, generally some of the nicest customers we had. Had their jobs planned, gave us enough turn around time. Lovely people.
Absolute lowest note, having to call the cops a couple of times while filling in at the tech department. Found CP on laptops/desktops that were in for virus removal/ repair.
Caught coworkers hooking up in the supply closet once.
Huge, full bottles of liquor in the cabinets.
a drying rack of gstrings that did not belong to the wife š (iām a housekeeper)
Someone bought little, hard penis candies and had them hid in little nooks throughout the plant. Youād randomly look over and see a purple penis sitting on top of an outlet.
Work in IT at a school so quite a lot, few years ago had to speak to a guy who kept getting flagged for accessing porn websites in work, had to speak to him, he just kept the tabs open so he could keep hold of videos, explained to him how to use bookmarks instead. Had our lovely old librarian ask me how to turn off safesearch so she could look at porn from home. Thats just off the top of my head but we see a lot of shit, thats not even counting safeguarding stuff which gets awful.
I worked in retail, in a shop that had nothing to do with sex toys or sex in anyway.
A woman came in waving a dildo around and asked me to find her a power supply for it. When I told her we didnāt sell anything like that, she said that she’d asked at Ann Summers and they said we sold them. I repeated that we didnāt, at which point she got very angry with me and thrust the dildo, which was evidently very heavily used and very rarely cleaned, extremely close to my face and told me “look, there, it needs a plug socket for power” pointing at a small dimple in the surface of the dildo. I said I didnāt think that was correct and asked her if she meant she needed batteries, which we did sell. She tutted and yelled, waving the dildo perilously close to my nose, “I DON’T WANT BATTERIES, YOU STUPID BITCH, I WANT A WALL PLUG”. To which I said, keeping one eye on the dildo that was now very close to touching my cheek, that I was really very sorry but Ann Summers got it wrong and we couldn’t help her at all and maybe she should go back and ask them to clarify what they meant. She said “I’m fed up of this shit!”, stuffed the dildo in her Tesco carrier bag that looked circa 2005, and stomped out.
My manager didnāt believe me when I told him, so I made him check the CCTV and there it was, a woman angrily waving a dildo in my face. He let me take an extra break and leave immediately after closing, so it wasn’t all bad š