My wife called me a “nosy Parker”, lol, because I like to look in at people’s houses when I’m passing. I don’t do it during the day much, but if it’s dark outside and they’ve got their curtains open and inside lights on, I really feel like they’ve brought it on themselves, to an extent. To be clear, I’m not talking about standing in the bushes, staring in, but if I’m walking past or if my dog chooses their hedge to piss against, then I will absolutely take the chance to have a bit of a gander. I love seeing people’s houses be just as messy as ours. I love seeing how they’ve decorated and styled the place. Anyway, my wife said today that I was “so obvious” and a “nosy Parker”. In typical Reddit fashion, we are now filing for divorce, lol. But everyone has a little look, right?