So my 3-year-old opened our bedside drawer the other day and pulled out something he’d never seen before. He brings it to me and asks what it is.
Panicking a little, I tell him it’s a wand. Like in Harry Potter.
This kid immediately starts waving it around, pretending to cast spells and fully committing to being a wizard.
A little while later, my wife notices our son enthusiastically waving this “wand” around the room. She gives me that look and asks if I told him what it was.
I say, “Yeah… I told him it was a magic wand like in Harry Potter.”
She bursts out laughing and goes, “Yes, it’s a very magical kind of wand. With hidden spells and secrets.”
Turns out… it was her vibrator.
We have not corrected him.
And honestly, we probably never will.