What is the randomest item you have in your purse?
December 28, 2025
What is the randomest item you have in your purse?
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A mini version of my purse; it holds all of my gum.
A tiny set of polyhedral dice
A pacifier given I don’t have a baby.
A small round retractable tape measure.
A tape measure.
a buttplug 💀
A can of diced tomatoes.
3 human molars
A mini deck of cards. Everyone always laughs at me until we have to wait somewhere for a very long time.
A scalpel
A little plastic clown fish.
Vicks vapoinhaler
A nail.
An old ticket that’s no longer useful, but for some reason I still carry it “just in case”.
Usually scissors
My dead best friend lol (CREMATED)
A random safety pin I’ve never actually used but it makes me feel emotionally prepared for any outfit malfunction the universe might plan😄
a boiled egg in case i get hungry
A mini can of hospital adhesive removal spray.
A small geologist hammer
Nalexone
A one dollar coin my mother in law gifted me
A couple tiny dinosaur toys. They were on cocktails and I randomly put them on a drink or keyboard or whatever for my friends/coworkers who were at the bar when we got them. They return them likewise. Usually do it when someone is having a bad day so they rotate around.
A ferro rod fire starter, I’ve always been paranoid of my motorcycle breaking down between two cities after sundown.
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A mini version of my purse; it holds all of my gum.
A tiny set of polyhedral dice
A pacifier given I don’t have a baby.
A small round retractable tape measure.
A tape measure.
a buttplug 💀
A can of diced tomatoes.
3 human molars
A mini deck of cards. Everyone always laughs at me until we have to wait somewhere for a very long time.
A scalpel
A little plastic clown fish.
Vicks vapoinhaler
A nail.
An old ticket that’s no longer useful, but for some reason I still carry it “just in case”.
Usually scissors
My dead best friend lol (CREMATED)
A random safety pin I’ve never actually used but it makes me feel emotionally prepared for any outfit malfunction the universe might plan😄
a boiled egg in case i get hungry
A mini can of hospital adhesive removal spray.
A small geologist hammer
Nalexone
A one dollar coin my mother in law gifted me
A couple tiny dinosaur toys. They were on cocktails and I randomly put them on a drink or keyboard or whatever for my friends/coworkers who were at the bar when we got them. They return them likewise. Usually do it when someone is having a bad day so they rotate around.
A ferro rod fire starter, I’ve always been paranoid of my motorcycle breaking down between two cities after sundown.
a teeny tiny bottle of tabasco just in case