I've been using a bingo app for hosting bingo at my local pub, but the bingo calls aren't the best – 1 dozen, 2 dozen, 3 dozen and half a dozen for 6, so quite boring. And I'm certainly not using "Young and Keen" for 15! These seem to be old "traditional" calls, so I'd like to change them to something better if I could, but keep getting the same results when searching for funny bingo calls online. And the ones I have found aren't that funny anyway!
What are the funniest or craziest bingo calls that you've heard? Happy to accept some NSFW ones as long as they're not too ott!