Sometimes we’ll start a tiny disagreement about something stupid like whether the dishwasher is actually full or if we can fit one more plate and five minutes later we’re somehow talking about a conversation we had in 2021 that neither of us even remembered until right now.
It’s not even fighting it’s like our brains take a wrong turn and suddenly we’re both explaining completely unrelated points and somewhere in the middle we forget what the original issue even was and just when I think it’s finally over and I’m sitting there playing myprize relaxing for a second she suddenly remembers one more detail she wants to bring up and the whole debate respawns like a boss fight then we’ll both stop look at each other and start laughing because we realize we just emotionally traveled through time over a plate that could have easily been rinsed.
Marriage is wild because one second you’re annoyed about nothing and the next second you’re bonding over how ridiculous the whole thing was.