Door bell went off, and I physically run to the front door in less than 5 seconds. By the time I get there, he's climbing back into the van so I shout:
"You could at least let me get to the door!"
Which he replied, "in this weather?".
So i say "Yes, that's what I've paid for in any weather unless the ground is on fire".
Bloke then goes on a rant about how I don't pay his wages, amazon pays his wages and I don't have anything to do with paying his wages. That I just somehow magically buy stuff online, and then it arrives, nothing to do with me paying for it to arrive.
He finished off his rant with "I was just about to put it in a Safe place for you anyway!".
Even though, i tell him this, the box says on the front in massive black letter "SAFE PLACE: CUSTOMER ATTENDED ONLY".
So before getting into the van he shouted "Fine ill never leave your stuff in a safe place again, suite yourself".
Which is actually a bonus to me, or a good thing *shrugs*.