What’s the most unhinged text you’ve sent whilst ovulating?
September 16, 2025
I’m not talking about “you up?”, I mean totally unhinged.
16 comments
i fear that what i said would get me banned on here 🥲 lmao
I don’t know if I can retype it proudly on the internet, but it was VERY sexual. It was a detailed invitation for a private photoshoot. I’m talking chainmail lingerie, lipstick writing etc etc. It ultimately led to fantastic sex. Was a good, GOOD night
It’s the only time in my life I’ve ever sent him nudes. Completely out of character for me otherwise!
“I love you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I totally didn’t tho.
It’s too spicy for the interwebs.
“I know you’re working late, but we have to have sex tonight”.
Trying for a baby is not always a fun time.
Oof it was a very very late night text describing what I wanted him to do to me 😅
not super unhinged but my favorite one is
“do you need head yes or no”
I made a whole ass video with top-tier production and red lighting just for him 😭😭
I’m pretty sensible with myself but one time my gf was begging me to get a strapon and…go to town. It was actually quite cute and I considered leaving work early for her
nice try government
I have no idea, I don’t track my ovulation you ovum nerd. /j
My guess is nudes.
I would love to connect with everyone here and answer this, but in the current climate of sexism I just don’t think it’s safe…
Once I sent a 3-paragraph novel confessing every little thing I wanted… at 2 AM
If you want something big in life, come to my place in 10 minutes.
Was sending a nude to my husband. Accidentally sent it to my weed plug. He was cool about it. I’ve never been so mortified in my life.
16 comments
i fear that what i said would get me banned on here 🥲 lmao
I don’t know if I can retype it proudly on the internet, but it was VERY sexual. It was a detailed invitation for a private photoshoot. I’m talking chainmail lingerie, lipstick writing etc etc. It ultimately led to fantastic sex. Was a good, GOOD night
It’s the only time in my life I’ve ever sent him nudes. Completely out of character for me otherwise!
“I love you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I totally didn’t tho.
It’s too spicy for the interwebs.
“I know you’re working late, but we have to have sex tonight”.
Trying for a baby is not always a fun time.
Oof it was a very very late night text describing what I wanted him to do to me 😅
not super unhinged but my favorite one is
“do you need head yes or no”
I made a whole ass video with top-tier production and red lighting just for him 😭😭
I’m pretty sensible with myself but one time my gf was begging me to get a strapon and…go to town. It was actually quite cute and I considered leaving work early for her
nice try government
I have no idea, I don’t track my ovulation you ovum nerd. /j
My guess is nudes.
I would love to connect with everyone here and answer this, but in the current climate of sexism I just don’t think it’s safe…
Once I sent a 3-paragraph novel confessing every little thing I wanted… at 2 AM
If you want something big in life, come to my place in 10 minutes.
Was sending a nude to my husband. Accidentally sent it to my weed plug. He was cool about it. I’ve never been so mortified in my life.