If you swapped bodies with your partner/potential partner for a day, what would you do first, and why?
September 13, 2025
If you swapped bodies with your partner/potential partner for a day, what would you do first, and why?
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I have congenital anosmia. I’d smell *everything.*
I’d make love to myself , I would finally know what it feels like to be with me 🤣
Shave my beard and mustache. It drives my GF (author) crazy and makes me look 10 years older than I am and I’m already 13 years older than her. She made it very clear she didn’t like facial hair or at least anything past scruff and duck dynasty was a no go, but I figure I have free will and if we are having affection problems why not make them worse by doing this?
I need therapy.
Take my car to a mechanic and see what it’s like to be dealt with with honestly and respect. If time permits, continue with getting estimates from a contractor and a plumber.
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Meat spin
ngl, first thing I’m doing is checking his group chats… I *need* to know if the “bros” are as dry as he claims lol.
First? Pee standing up outside somewhere 😅 Just because i can
Sleep, SO MUCH. He doesn’t sleep enough. I’d knock out for like 10 hours. Then eat some healthy food and go for a workout.
Well I hate to be vulgar and obvious but I’d have to touch myself 😬
Play with my dick
Try different foods! I don’t like the taste of seafood. I want to see how it taste to my husband.
I’d have to do the helicopter to see what it feels like!
This is a bit dumb but I would spend a decent part of the day lifting heavy things and moving them around. I sometimes marvel at how effortlessly strong he is.
Pee into my compost heap.
Tell off my MIL, give her a good piece of my mind.
I have a million severe allergies and crazy health issues so I would eat EVERYTHING and also just enjoy living in a normal body for once. I’d also be extremely nervous about my husband trying to navigate my messed up body and I’d have to make sure he doesn’t kill himself lol
Jerk it …
Whip my dick out and piss off the side of the deck 🤣 -for the record, the house is in the country!
Go for a mountain bike ride, or surf. I have a joint condition so I can’t go riding, and I can surf but not aggressively like he does. It looks soooooo funnnnnn
Have sex with myself!!
Probably just be in awe that the body I’m in isn’t in pain.
I’d pee standing up.
I’d also go to the doctors for a check up because trying to get men to do that can be a pain.
Aaaand I’d play with my genitals. Obviously.
I’d take a long shower, trim my beard, and try on every piece of clothes I own, so I can donate what I can’t fit.
Then I’d go out and buy underwear, socks and a few shoes, so that my partner doesn’t have to guess my size, and she doesn’t have to watch me wear holes in everything rather than replacing it.
Then I’d make a huge meal, eat as much as I can stomach, and then take a looooong nap.
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My guy doesn’t do enough self-care, and it doesn’t occur to him to just go buy new socks etc, as long as there are a pair that still fit, no matter how worn they are.
I have had very vivid dreams of this sort of thing happening, and every time I am very displeased to have to deal with a penis and don’t like it at all. So I imagine I’d avoid going to the bathroom.
Anyway I’d also try picking up heavy stuff to see what it’s like being much stronger.
I would have sex with me.
Panic.
Pee
I would be losing my sh^t. Contact nasa or some sh^t
Move around without pain. I don’t remember what it feels like to be healthy. He already has a lot of empathy for my chronic illness, but a day in my body is going to give him a lot more appreciation for how much I do manage.
Masturbate then fuck the crap out of myself.
I’d eat a whole bunch of veggies, all the veggies! ( he doesn’t like them, I’m vegan, the middle ground is shaky)
Log into the computer with all million secret setup bypass codes that require authentication to snoop!!!
I’d do that helicopter thing with his wiener and then just go take a nap because he can fall asleep so quickly and I’m jealous 😂😂😂
Check his search history. For science.
Jerk off !
Dick windmills. No question.
I would definitely jack off and experience an orgasm!
Go grocery shopping so I could reach things on the top shelf.
Pick up super heavy things!
Stretch around. My partner has scoliosis and asks me to rub his back a lot. I sometimes get annoyed over it, but then I wonder if he’s actually living with some low-level discomfort all of the time, but is just used to it. I could feel the difference if I had a turn in his body!
Drink coffee, have a cigarette and poop while singing, because that’s what he does in the morning lol.
Then I’d go about the first part of my day and observe how different it is. Then I’d meet me/him and yap about our experiences as each other. Then obviously have sex. Then yap some more about it. Then point things about each other bodies like „Ok now punch me in the chest… Yea that barely hurts especially that your fist is now tiny and round haha. Now lie on your side and I’m gonna show you what I feel when you cuddle me wrong and crush my boob under your body”.
I want to see why he enjoys food that isn’t seasoned. To see if he has a very sensitive palate to spices and understand what he likes more when I try to cook for him. Like, trying different common dishes I make and see how they really taste to him.
I’m 39w pregnant so I would just like, happily pick things up off the floor, get up out of bed easily, and hope my body would go into labor without me in it 😂
Sleep and drink lots of water so the next day he can feel the difference
First thing I would do is look at myself in the mirror for a really long time to admire the beauty.
FIRST thing I’d do is enjoy the feeling of not being pregnant again, for just a moment 😂 then get to know what it feels like to reach things without assistance. And definitely pee standing up.
Masturbate. Come on who wouldn’t?
Go pants shopping, possibly visit a tailor. Investigate if he is correct that it’s impossible for his pants not to fall down constantly.
Take the biggest most satisfying dump ever. An IBS-free day would be glorious
I’d sit and think for hours. I’d like to know what his thought processes are and how he makes decisions.
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I have congenital anosmia. I’d smell *everything.*
I’d make love to myself , I would finally know what it feels like to be with me 🤣
Shave my beard and mustache. It drives my GF (author) crazy and makes me look 10 years older than I am and I’m already 13 years older than her. She made it very clear she didn’t like facial hair or at least anything past scruff and duck dynasty was a no go, but I figure I have free will and if we are having affection problems why not make them worse by doing this?
I need therapy.
Take my car to a mechanic and see what it’s like to be dealt with with honestly and respect. If time permits, continue with getting estimates from a contractor and a plumber.
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Meat spin
ngl, first thing I’m doing is checking his group chats… I *need* to know if the “bros” are as dry as he claims lol.
First? Pee standing up outside somewhere 😅 Just because i can
Sleep, SO MUCH. He doesn’t sleep enough. I’d knock out for like 10 hours. Then eat some healthy food and go for a workout.
Well I hate to be vulgar and obvious but I’d have to touch myself 😬
Play with my dick
Try different foods! I don’t like the taste of seafood. I want to see how it taste to my husband.
I’d have to do the helicopter to see what it feels like!
This is a bit dumb but I would spend a decent part of the day lifting heavy things and moving them around. I sometimes marvel at how effortlessly strong he is.
Pee into my compost heap.
Tell off my MIL, give her a good piece of my mind.
I have a million severe allergies and crazy health issues so I would eat EVERYTHING and also just enjoy living in a normal body for once. I’d also be extremely nervous about my husband trying to navigate my messed up body and I’d have to make sure he doesn’t kill himself lol
Jerk it …
Whip my dick out and piss off the side of the deck 🤣 -for the record, the house is in the country!
Go for a mountain bike ride, or surf. I have a joint condition so I can’t go riding, and I can surf but not aggressively like he does. It looks soooooo funnnnnn
Have sex with myself!!
Probably just be in awe that the body I’m in isn’t in pain.
I’d pee standing up.
I’d also go to the doctors for a check up because trying to get men to do that can be a pain.
Aaaand I’d play with my genitals. Obviously.
I’d take a long shower, trim my beard, and try on every piece of clothes I own, so I can donate what I can’t fit.
Then I’d go out and buy underwear, socks and a few shoes, so that my partner doesn’t have to guess my size, and she doesn’t have to watch me wear holes in everything rather than replacing it.
Then I’d make a huge meal, eat as much as I can stomach, and then take a looooong nap.
——
My guy doesn’t do enough self-care, and it doesn’t occur to him to just go buy new socks etc, as long as there are a pair that still fit, no matter how worn they are.
I have had very vivid dreams of this sort of thing happening, and every time I am very displeased to have to deal with a penis and don’t like it at all. So I imagine I’d avoid going to the bathroom.
Anyway I’d also try picking up heavy stuff to see what it’s like being much stronger.
I would have sex with me.
Panic.
Pee
I would be losing my sh^t. Contact nasa or some sh^t
Move around without pain. I don’t remember what it feels like to be healthy. He already has a lot of empathy for my chronic illness, but a day in my body is going to give him a lot more appreciation for how much I do manage.
Masturbate then fuck the crap out of myself.
I’d eat a whole bunch of veggies, all the veggies! ( he doesn’t like them, I’m vegan, the middle ground is shaky)
Log into the computer with all million secret setup bypass codes that require authentication to snoop!!!
I’d do that helicopter thing with his wiener and then just go take a nap because he can fall asleep so quickly and I’m jealous 😂😂😂
Check his search history. For science.
Jerk off !
Dick windmills. No question.
I would definitely jack off and experience an orgasm!
Go grocery shopping so I could reach things on the top shelf.
Pick up super heavy things!
Stretch around. My partner has scoliosis and asks me to rub his back a lot. I sometimes get annoyed over it, but then I wonder if he’s actually living with some low-level discomfort all of the time, but is just used to it. I could feel the difference if I had a turn in his body!
Drink coffee, have a cigarette and poop while singing, because that’s what he does in the morning lol.
Then I’d go about the first part of my day and observe how different it is. Then I’d meet me/him and yap about our experiences as each other. Then obviously have sex. Then yap some more about it. Then point things about each other bodies like „Ok now punch me in the chest… Yea that barely hurts especially that your fist is now tiny and round haha. Now lie on your side and I’m gonna show you what I feel when you cuddle me wrong and crush my boob under your body”.
I want to see why he enjoys food that isn’t seasoned. To see if he has a very sensitive palate to spices and understand what he likes more when I try to cook for him. Like, trying different common dishes I make and see how they really taste to him.
I’m 39w pregnant so I would just like, happily pick things up off the floor, get up out of bed easily, and hope my body would go into labor without me in it 😂
Sleep and drink lots of water so the next day he can feel the difference
First thing I would do is look at myself in the mirror for a really long time to admire the beauty.
FIRST thing I’d do is enjoy the feeling of not being pregnant again, for just a moment 😂 then get to know what it feels like to reach things without assistance. And definitely pee standing up.
Masturbate. Come on who wouldn’t?
Go pants shopping, possibly visit a tailor. Investigate if he is correct that it’s impossible for his pants not to fall down constantly.
Take the biggest most satisfying dump ever. An IBS-free day would be glorious
I’d sit and think for hours. I’d like to know what his thought processes are and how he makes decisions.