I know shoplifting is rife and shops are having to use anti-theft measures on loads of stuff now, especially as many of those things have increased in price, etc.
So, today I had to nip to B&Q to collect something. Whilst there, I thought I'll peruse the tools to see if there's anything might come in useful between today and the death of the Sun.
Whilst browsing I saw some bolt cutters, which had an "anti-theft" measure and no disrespect to whoever came up with that idea, but it was the absolute shittest possible thing they could have thought of.
They used a thin chain and a thin lock to stop people stealing bolt cutters, a tool designed to cut through chains, locks and other metal stuff 😂
Picture because I needed evidence, otherwise you wouldn't believe me: