How often do y’all actually eat a full sized English breakfast?
August 22, 2025
How often do y’all actually eat a full sized English breakfast?
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If that’s what it takes to be full sized, never.
Weekends but what do you class as a full size?
I don’t think I’ve had a full cooked breakfast in 4/5years. I worked in a cafe that served them and I think I got sick of cooking/serving them everyday
Rarely. But when I do I would be fairly happy if it looked like this, although those are some pretty big portions.
Only when staying in a hotel or b&B. So maybe once or twice a year.
That size? Never. My heart would explode.
Half that amount, maybe once every 6 months or so.
No wonder the NHS is overwhelmed!
Hardly ever. If I’m staying at a hotel or B&B, possibly on the first morning. But thereafter, I’m done and don’t want another.
Also – that’s one hell of a breakfast portion. Even when I was fat and greedy I doubt I’d have eaten close to that much. I’d be looking at a fraction of that now, and I’d probably be full up for the rest of the day!
That’s double full sized, maybe after running a marathon 😂
Every morning cos I’m a proper grafting patriot. BOSH.
> y’all
Are you a cowboy?
Technically never, because I don’t like mushrooms, black pudding, or bacon really. If I made that for myself, I’d be most likely to do sausage, beans, egg, tomato, and maybe hash browns.
I eat a cooked breakfast 2 or 3 times a year but generally just containing bacon and black pudding. That dish looks enough for 3 people.
I’ve never had one and probably never will. I hate eating in the morning and often times I actually feel a bit sick when people order them
3 or 4 times a year
As much as I want that. I would be full halfway through and probably die from a heart attack.
Proper full English? When I can be arsed to cook it all and then have to deal with the mess afterwards. Probably once every few months.
Out? I will never order a full English out unless I know how the bacon is going to be cooked. I could request it, but I like my crispy bacon, and my nice charred sausages, with great eggs. So I would rather pay the price of the ingredients and get 2 fry-ups than go out and get one. But I’m weird like that.
Once a year and never that amount, probably a 1/3 of that plate 🤢
If I’m staying in a hotel for work, every morning. Otherwise never, too much faff.
Probably about every couple of months, but usually at lunch time and as the main meal for the whole day. That’s not a full size English breakfast in the picture though, it’s at least twice as much as I would usually have.
I would probably have 2 sausages, 2 bacon, black pudding, 2 hash browns, beans, mushrooms, maybe toast. I don’t like eggs.
I dont think Ive ever eaten a meal as big as that O.O thats two days worth of food right there
A proper full english, to me, is two of each ‘thing’ – two slices of toast, two eggs, two sauages/slices of bacon, and so on. Except beans, they’re gross
That’s like a week’s worth of food for me
This is not a full-size English breakfast. This is about four full-sized English breakfasts on a serving platter.
That’s not a full sized English breakfast. That’s an American sized English breakfast.
I don’t eat a brekkie as big as that. Probably have a regular fry up once every 6-8 weeks.
I only have it after a night of passionate love making to help regain my strength.
Basically never. Even in hotels, I pick and choose. And that’s way too much. It’s like four full Englishes.
Are you a yank? Just going off of the “Y’all” and that portion size
Mate, that’s a sharing platter.
That’s like 4 portions lad. Gonna give yourself a heart attack with portion sizes like that
I found the american, guys
“Y’all” 🤣
This looks like a full English breakfast challenge, massive plate.
Does look good though, especially the bacon…
That’s a comically large English breakfast
This isn’t “full sized” this is 3 breakfasts in one.
That’s enough to feed four people.
Probably as often as I say the phrase ‘y’all’
AI image? One of the eggs is smaller than a mushroom.
The photo has been taken from a Facebook post from The Irish Post, credited to Ben Hesketh via “the fry up police” from 8 years ago……
Stop with that ‘y’all’ shit will you?
“Y’all”
Y’all? stfu.
This is not an English breakfast. This is what an American thinks is an English breakfast. Also, kindly fuck off with your “y’all” bollocks. Over here it’s “youse” or GTFO.
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If that’s what it takes to be full sized, never.
Weekends but what do you class as a full size?
I don’t think I’ve had a full cooked breakfast in 4/5years. I worked in a cafe that served them and I think I got sick of cooking/serving them everyday
Rarely. But when I do I would be fairly happy if it looked like this, although those are some pretty big portions.
Only when staying in a hotel or b&B. So maybe once or twice a year.
That size? Never. My heart would explode.
Half that amount, maybe once every 6 months or so.
No wonder the NHS is overwhelmed!
Hardly ever. If I’m staying at a hotel or B&B, possibly on the first morning. But thereafter, I’m done and don’t want another.
Also – that’s one hell of a breakfast portion. Even when I was fat and greedy I doubt I’d have eaten close to that much. I’d be looking at a fraction of that now, and I’d probably be full up for the rest of the day!
That’s double full sized, maybe after running a marathon 😂
Every morning cos I’m a proper grafting patriot. BOSH.
> y’all
Are you a cowboy?
Technically never, because I don’t like mushrooms, black pudding, or bacon really. If I made that for myself, I’d be most likely to do sausage, beans, egg, tomato, and maybe hash browns.
I eat a cooked breakfast 2 or 3 times a year but generally just containing bacon and black pudding. That dish looks enough for 3 people.
I’ve never had one and probably never will. I hate eating in the morning and often times I actually feel a bit sick when people order them
3 or 4 times a year
As much as I want that. I would be full halfway through and probably die from a heart attack.
Proper full English? When I can be arsed to cook it all and then have to deal with the mess afterwards. Probably once every few months.
Out? I will never order a full English out unless I know how the bacon is going to be cooked. I could request it, but I like my crispy bacon, and my nice charred sausages, with great eggs. So I would rather pay the price of the ingredients and get 2 fry-ups than go out and get one. But I’m weird like that.
Once a year and never that amount, probably a 1/3 of that plate 🤢
If I’m staying in a hotel for work, every morning. Otherwise never, too much faff.
Probably about every couple of months, but usually at lunch time and as the main meal for the whole day. That’s not a full size English breakfast in the picture though, it’s at least twice as much as I would usually have.
I would probably have 2 sausages, 2 bacon, black pudding, 2 hash browns, beans, mushrooms, maybe toast. I don’t like eggs.
I dont think Ive ever eaten a meal as big as that O.O thats two days worth of food right there
A proper full english, to me, is two of each ‘thing’ – two slices of toast, two eggs, two sauages/slices of bacon, and so on. Except beans, they’re gross
That’s like a week’s worth of food for me
This is not a full-size English breakfast. This is about four full-sized English breakfasts on a serving platter.
That’s not a full sized English breakfast. That’s an American sized English breakfast.
I don’t eat a brekkie as big as that. Probably have a regular fry up once every 6-8 weeks.
I only have it after a night of passionate love making to help regain my strength.
Basically never. Even in hotels, I pick and choose. And that’s way too much. It’s like four full Englishes.
Are you a yank? Just going off of the “Y’all” and that portion size
Mate, that’s a sharing platter.
That’s like 4 portions lad. Gonna give yourself a heart attack with portion sizes like that
I found the american, guys
“Y’all” 🤣
This looks like a full English breakfast challenge, massive plate.
Does look good though, especially the bacon…
That’s a comically large English breakfast
This isn’t “full sized” this is 3 breakfasts in one.
That’s enough to feed four people.
Probably as often as I say the phrase ‘y’all’
AI image? One of the eggs is smaller than a mushroom.
The photo has been taken from a Facebook post from The Irish Post, credited to Ben Hesketh via “the fry up police” from 8 years ago……
Stop with that ‘y’all’ shit will you?
“Y’all”
Y’all? stfu.
This is not an English breakfast. This is what an American thinks is an English breakfast. Also, kindly fuck off with your “y’all” bollocks. Over here it’s “youse” or GTFO.
Who unironically says “y’all”
“Y’all”
No.
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This morning