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I apologize if this post sounds like a bunch of jibberish, but idk what happened?
It happened around 6 am this morning, my wife and i were sleeping facing towards each other, kind of wrapped up. She was calling me trying to wake me up, when i did she told me what happened. I saw a huge glob of sperm on the bed, her shorts had a little wet spot and I was mess. I was also wearing underwear so i don’t know how that much got onto the bed?
I got up, cleaned up and helped her change the bed. But i can’t figure out what happened. We are sexually active, last had sex on Monday night. This hasn’t happened to me since i was 12.
She’s asked me a few times this morning what happened, but i don’t have an answer? I’m not trying to dodge it, but i genuinely don’t know, i feel a little embarrassed because it’s not something i ever envisioned happening?
Anyone have a thought?
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Post title: I think i had a wet dream, but im not sure?
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Throwaway for private reason:
I apologize if this post sounds like a bunch of jibberish, but idk what happened?
It happened around 6 am this morning, my wife and i were sleeping facing towards each other, kind of wrapped up. She was calling me trying to wake me up, when i did she told me what happened. I saw a huge glob of sperm on the bed, her shorts had a little wet spot and I was mess. I was also wearing underwear so i don’t know how that much got onto the bed?
I got up, cleaned up and helped her change the bed. But i can’t figure out what happened. We are sexually active, last had sex on Monday night. This hasn’t happened to me since i was 12.
She’s asked me a few times this morning what happened, but i don’t have an answer? I’m not trying to dodge it, but i genuinely don’t know, i feel a little embarrassed because it’s not something i ever envisioned happening?
Anyone have a thought?
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You had a nocturnal emission. It happens to men and it does not necessarily end after the teen years. The happen to bothen and women.
It isn’t anything to be concerned about. Look at this article and share it with her.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321351
42 and still have the occasional wet dream if it’s been a while since I got off and things have happened to get my riled up
Yeah that’s what it sounds like. No need to over complicate it. It’s a very common thing that happens to many men.
I think something else happened, because how would any sperm get on the bed if you are wearing shorts? Not that it’s a big deal, but maybe your cock was sticking out of your shorts, or she had it out and then put it back, or SOMETHING like that. MAYBE she was touching you, or you just had a wet dream, or both.
It’s OK, that’s physiology…..it’s not something you need to be ashamed of, I think she would find it interesting. Just tell her when you were younger you used to have an occasional nocturnal emission, which happens to nearly all guys, especially as pre-teens. But then by the time you become a teenager you learn to masturbate and that generally takes care of it. But, I guess after a couple days you must have had some extra built up that needed to come out, so it did.
Fun fact…..testosterone and sperm count peak at about day #2 on average. So if you are going to have a nocturnal emission, that’s about the right timing.
Another fun fact…..men who ejaculate 21 or more times per month reduce prostate cancer risk by 31%, which is significant. So….don’t ignore science or your health. Have sex more often 😉