I'm a fairly "manly" person in appearance. Average height (180cm), fairly big build, some decent muscle. Working mans hands, weathered face, basically fairly "manly" so to speak. I'm the least mably person ever though, but at least I look the part.

BUT (!) I don't have any fucking body hair, at all. Pathetic, thin, weak little strands on my arms and legs, and the smoothest chest/shoulders/back you've ever seen. A hairy chest seems to be something everyone has (I've always wanted one) but.. No. It's like I wax my torso on a weekly basis. Oh, and I can't grow a beard for shit. Tween boys would laugh at the follicular inferiority of my sad, smooth face.

My pride and joy (in terms of appearance) is a head of hair that looks absolutely fucking spectacular. Thick wavy locks. So hair shouldn't be a problem. But it only grows on my head.

So… Did anyone else have this same issue and when (if ever) did it change? Or am I doomed to look like a crossbreed between a lumberjack and a hairless cat forever?

I'm 34 btw. So I feel the ship has sailed.


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