What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve heard a man say/think about women’s anatomy?
August 15, 2025
What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve heard a man say/think about women’s anatomy?
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It’s only happened to me a couple of times, but it’s very funny to be asked “Did you come?” after a sexual encounter that involved little-to-no clit stimulation. Like… no, I didn’t, and I assume you wouldn’t come if your main sexual pleasure organ wasn’t touched, either 😂
That sex can’t hurt because women have the ability to give birth.. I’m so serious.. the man in question was in his 50’s.
I’ve said it before but I once had to explain to a guy I was having sex with that pee comes from a different hole. I physically had to show him because he tried to tell me I was wrong. He was in his mid thirties…
I dont know but I’ve had a man mention how women pee out their vagina and in the same sentence ask me what a world map was(we were in history class)
That women can hold their periods
Lol I can only think of my husband. When I told him that my tummy was big and bloated when I am on my period he said “is that because there’s a lot of blood in there” we were young but still. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Men who think that discharge has something to do with being horny.
that we lay an egg in our underwear during our period
That some men believe we can hold our periods in, and that pee also comes out the vagina
That women “remember” the first guy they have sex with and it will reflect on her children. That he can reach my uterus and fuck me in uterus.
A congressman asked a dr why a woman couldn’t swallow a camera and watch it go thru her reproductive system like they do with cameras to see the digestive tract?
This was during the Roe V Wade debates before they repealed it.
I’ve had multiple guys challenge me when I said that a woman in her 70s who gave birth in her 30s would not still have the ability to breastfeed on the fly.
They were utterly convinced and would not take my word for it.
I feel like everything men say about periods is the most embarrassingly insane piece of garbage.
“The heavier a period, the more sexually active a woman is. It should just be the tiniest drop of blood. That’s why it’s called a period. Because that’s the size of it in your panties”
An actual thing I heard a man say.
Can guarantee he didn’t actually know what menstruation meant or that the blood was a shedded uterine lining. To them it’s just evil witchcraft or a demeaning joke.
Why don’t girls just hold in their periods until they get home?
Almost anything to do with vaginas.
A guy on reddit asking women how pleasurable a tampon is.
I had an ex-boss who misunderstood the purpose of the mother’s room in our office. He thought it was for napping instead of pumping. He told a coworker who was about to be a dad that he was sorry we didn’t have a father’s room.
Then when he was informed of the true purpose, he then revealed his belief that all women are always lactating, regardless of child status. And that the amount of lactation was proportional to the size of the breasts in question.
Apparently that’s a hentai thing. But then he used me as an example of a woman with size, who should have been in there pumping all the time…
Yeah, he got fired for that one. Joke’s on him, I got promoted to replace him!
My gay colleague thought you could put your whole arm up there in normal (non giving birth) circumstances.
That any woman who’s had sex with multiple men must have the baggiest vag ever.
So we can have sex with 50 men and be loose, but sleep with the same man 50 times and still remain tight?
Makes sense 🤦🏼♀️
That having a period is like peeing as in we can hold in the blood. Made me seriously concerned about the cognitive abilities of that man because if you think that even half a step further that would mean that women have the ability to hold in a period, but just choose not to because…? Soiling yourself is so much fun I guess?
Oh and another guy once told me that women don’t actually orgasm. That the female orgasm is real, but incredibly rare and that when women think they orgasm that is actually not what an orgasm is.
That we can get pleasure from inserting a tampon. For fucks sake.
When CONGRESSMAN Todd Akin said women’s bodies were naturally able to prevent pregnancy in the case of “legitimate rape”. In 2012. 🙄
Argued with a man on fake butts. It started with him saying that any woman can have a big butt so long as they do squats. I told him that’s not how it works and that women usually get BBLs. He proceeded to show me a girl on instagram with a wildly obviously fake butt, and said “She does squats, see” Basically, but in a long rant more less. The fact that he could not tell the different between real ones and fake ones, especially for the mid 2010s was insane to me.
That we pee out of our vaginas.
When I was in high school I knew a guy who asked if women could pee with a tampon in because he thought the holes were one and the same.
I had my dad tell me at the store when I was a teenager & I told him hold on dad I need pads this man looked me straight in the face & said as serious as a heart attack ” why do you need those all you have to do is not think about it & stops right.” Needless to say I grabbed them & proclaimed that women are magical but not that magical.
I always said it was a huge red flag when a guy says
*”A key that opens many locks is a master key, but a lock that opens for any key is a bad lock.”*
*shudders* I often want to response with “A man that treats his penis like a master key is for the streets.”
A 19 year old who wasn’t aware that women had body hair. He had only seen his 19 year old girlfriend and porn.
It was on live tv and it rhymed with legitimate grape. “Ways of shutting that down,” was a phrase that followed I believe.
Probably the guy that said periods are caused by processed food. He was convinced that women weren’t supposed to have periods at all, but we do because we eat corn or some shit.
That a burst ovarian cyst shouldnt hurt “that bad” from a MALE DOCTOR.
I’ve had multiple men argue with me, like genuinely argue, that men and women have different numbers of ribs.
When a woman is raped her body has a way to shut down so no pregnancy will happen
My husband thought I could hold in my period like you can hold in your pee.
I knew a guy who literally thought that women had one less rib than men because of the whole Adam and Eve story… after hearing that I didn’t even want to know what he thought the layout downstairs was lol
A male OB that just ripped out my iud, take minutes to shove another one in *WITHOUT* pain killers had the audacity to say that I’m “probably already feeling relief”.
That urine comes out of the vagina, not a separate urethra. “Men don’t have two holes, why would women” was his logic.
I had a guy tell me he’d make my vagina longer as we had more sex. I kept telling him it’s not how it works, but he was so confidently wrong I didn’t really care to argue more. Wider is a myth already, but longer? He got increasingly more frustrated as “spoiler” it never got longer.
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It’s only happened to me a couple of times, but it’s very funny to be asked “Did you come?” after a sexual encounter that involved little-to-no clit stimulation. Like… no, I didn’t, and I assume you wouldn’t come if your main sexual pleasure organ wasn’t touched, either 😂
That sex can’t hurt because women have the ability to give birth.. I’m so serious.. the man in question was in his 50’s.
I’ve said it before but I once had to explain to a guy I was having sex with that pee comes from a different hole. I physically had to show him because he tried to tell me I was wrong. He was in his mid thirties…
I dont know but I’ve had a man mention how women pee out their vagina and in the same sentence ask me what a world map was(we were in history class)
That women can hold their periods
Lol I can only think of my husband. When I told him that my tummy was big and bloated when I am on my period he said “is that because there’s a lot of blood in there” we were young but still. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Men who think that discharge has something to do with being horny.
that we lay an egg in our underwear during our period
That some men believe we can hold our periods in, and that pee also comes out the vagina
That women “remember” the first guy they have sex with and it will reflect on her children. That he can reach my uterus and fuck me in uterus.
A congressman asked a dr why a woman couldn’t swallow a camera and watch it go thru her reproductive system like they do with cameras to see the digestive tract?
This was during the Roe V Wade debates before they repealed it.
I’ve had multiple guys challenge me when I said that a woman in her 70s who gave birth in her 30s would not still have the ability to breastfeed on the fly.
They were utterly convinced and would not take my word for it.
I feel like everything men say about periods is the most embarrassingly insane piece of garbage.
“The heavier a period, the more sexually active a woman is. It should just be the tiniest drop of blood. That’s why it’s called a period. Because that’s the size of it in your panties”
An actual thing I heard a man say.
Can guarantee he didn’t actually know what menstruation meant or that the blood was a shedded uterine lining. To them it’s just evil witchcraft or a demeaning joke.
Why don’t girls just hold in their periods until they get home?
Almost anything to do with vaginas.
A guy on reddit asking women how pleasurable a tampon is.
I had an ex-boss who misunderstood the purpose of the mother’s room in our office. He thought it was for napping instead of pumping. He told a coworker who was about to be a dad that he was sorry we didn’t have a father’s room.
Then when he was informed of the true purpose, he then revealed his belief that all women are always lactating, regardless of child status. And that the amount of lactation was proportional to the size of the breasts in question.
Apparently that’s a hentai thing. But then he used me as an example of a woman with size, who should have been in there pumping all the time…
Yeah, he got fired for that one. Joke’s on him, I got promoted to replace him!
My gay colleague thought you could put your whole arm up there in normal (non giving birth) circumstances.
That any woman who’s had sex with multiple men must have the baggiest vag ever.
So we can have sex with 50 men and be loose, but sleep with the same man 50 times and still remain tight?
Makes sense 🤦🏼♀️
That having a period is like peeing as in we can hold in the blood. Made me seriously concerned about the cognitive abilities of that man because if you think that even half a step further that would mean that women have the ability to hold in a period, but just choose not to because…? Soiling yourself is so much fun I guess?
Oh and another guy once told me that women don’t actually orgasm. That the female orgasm is real, but incredibly rare and that when women think they orgasm that is actually not what an orgasm is.
That we can get pleasure from inserting a tampon. For fucks sake.
When CONGRESSMAN Todd Akin said women’s bodies were naturally able to prevent pregnancy in the case of “legitimate rape”. In 2012. 🙄
Argued with a man on fake butts. It started with him saying that any woman can have a big butt so long as they do squats. I told him that’s not how it works and that women usually get BBLs. He proceeded to show me a girl on instagram with a wildly obviously fake butt, and said “She does squats, see” Basically, but in a long rant more less. The fact that he could not tell the different between real ones and fake ones, especially for the mid 2010s was insane to me.
That we pee out of our vaginas.
When I was in high school I knew a guy who asked if women could pee with a tampon in because he thought the holes were one and the same.
I had my dad tell me at the store when I was a teenager & I told him hold on dad I need pads this man looked me straight in the face & said as serious as a heart attack ” why do you need those all you have to do is not think about it & stops right.” Needless to say I grabbed them & proclaimed that women are magical but not that magical.
I always said it was a huge red flag when a guy says
*”A key that opens many locks is a master key, but a lock that opens for any key is a bad lock.”*
*shudders* I often want to response with “A man that treats his penis like a master key is for the streets.”
A 19 year old who wasn’t aware that women had body hair. He had only seen his 19 year old girlfriend and porn.
It was on live tv and it rhymed with legitimate grape. “Ways of shutting that down,” was a phrase that followed I believe.
Probably the guy that said periods are caused by processed food. He was convinced that women weren’t supposed to have periods at all, but we do because we eat corn or some shit.
That a burst ovarian cyst shouldnt hurt “that bad” from a MALE DOCTOR.
I’ve had multiple men argue with me, like genuinely argue, that men and women have different numbers of ribs.
When a woman is raped her body has a way to shut down so no pregnancy will happen
My husband thought I could hold in my period like you can hold in your pee.
I knew a guy who literally thought that women had one less rib than men because of the whole Adam and Eve story… after hearing that I didn’t even want to know what he thought the layout downstairs was lol
A male OB that just ripped out my iud, take minutes to shove another one in *WITHOUT* pain killers had the audacity to say that I’m “probably already feeling relief”.
That urine comes out of the vagina, not a separate urethra. “Men don’t have two holes, why would women” was his logic.
I had a guy tell me he’d make my vagina longer as we had more sex. I kept telling him it’s not how it works, but he was so confidently wrong I didn’t really care to argue more. Wider is a myth already, but longer? He got increasingly more frustrated as “spoiler” it never got longer.