Can you finish this 1970s Playground Chant?

Hey all,

So when I was about 10, so mid 1970s, we had a chant in the playground which went something like this:
"Two old ladies sitting on the grass, one stuck a finger up the other one's
Ask no questions, tell no lies, have you ever seen a china-man doing up his
Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse…."

Have you heard of this before?

I've performed a web search but got no meaningful answers.

I have made up a version with my nephew, but would like to know what the "official" version is.

Thanks.