Here's mine: "Don't tell Diane that AI exists, or she'll be like a kid in a sweet shop!"
The lady in question had come off something like 15 years of maternity leave, and had the IT skills of a iguana.
Her job was almost completely automatable, but only if she knew… The boss – who said that quote – was soon to retire, so preferred to keep the status quo, safe in their exclusive knowledge of the biggest technological advance of the 21st century.
What are some absolute corkers you've heard?