I've had many a deep tissue massage in my life, and I recently found myself wondering what it's like to be a massage therapist. Do you make decent money, and is it worth it? How are your working conditions and hours etc? Are you repulsed by my overweight body? What secrets should we know about your profession?
And surely there are loads of interesting or funny stories out there (I'm not looking for Reddit comedians to come along and make tiresome "happy ending" jokes, although that particular topic might feature in some genuine anecdotes).