Pretty much the title. Posting on behalf of my dad. As he approaches 60, his testicles float farther and farther away from him. They’re literally halfway down his leg at this point. He’s constantly adjusting himself, and his testicles and scrotum are visible to people sitting across from him. But to me, the worst thing?? His balls are so low that they’re SUSPICIOUS TO TSA. While traveling for work, he’s gotten pulled to be searched … TWICE.

Anyways, I know this is normal. He’s not too worried about it either, but I just feel like there’s gotta be something that can be done about this. I’m sure there’s like scrotum rejuvenation surgery or something, but is there maybe something as simple as different/special underwear? I draw a similarity between men’s balls and women’s breasts as they age, and for women there is an abundance of different bras and shapewear to mitigate those things. Wondering if there’s anything that he can do to be more comfortable & practical?


30 comments
  1. Visiting a urologist would be your best bet and at least get a pair of boxers that offer support and breathing

    Also, ask him to avoid any suggestions about massages or anything else as testicular veins are delicate and he can easily get vericocele which is very hard to rid of.

  2. Tie em in a knot? Tie ‘em in a bow? Throw them over the shoulder, like a continental solider?

  3. Is he not wearing underwear? Any type of briefs or boxer briefs should support testicles at a normal level.

  4. Dudes gotta keep the dogs on a leash otherwise they just wonder the neighborhood ya know

  5. Duluth (among others) make underwear with a pouch in it for your balls. 

    Edit: https://www.duluthtrading.com/s/DTC/mens-buck-naked-wood-bullpen-boxer-briefs-50503.html

  6. A deeper throat

    EDIT! EDIT!EDIT!!!!

    I read the title and posted my comment. Right after I posted. Th first line I read was “it’s for my dad” 😩 no disrespect OP. I was just tryna make a funny

  7. > His balls are so low that they’re SUSPICIOUS TO TSA.

    Fucking TSA scanners are the bane of my travel existence. Those idiotic devices think my junk is a potential threat.

  8. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day…. I give thanks for his balls because on this day, they have brought me so much joy

  9. Try underwear with a “ball pouch,” it’s a game changer.  Every man should be wearing boxer briefs with this feature.

  10. He needs to have spent the last 40 years in zero gravity. The little-known boob department at NASA has determined the solution to approximately the same problem

  11. It’s normal!
    My partner has this and is very well endowed TSA “grab” him every time asking what is in your pocket
    He just says “me”
    The guys always look embarrassed after they check

  12. The TSA thing isn’t just him. It is a thing yhat happens to guys. It has happened to me and I was only like 37. Yeah i have long balls but it isnt just old dudes.

  13. I’m 33, my balls hung almost 6″ down even when I was 18. I used to wear boxers but when I switched to solely boxer briefs for support, now they rarely sag. Scrotoplasty is an option though

  14. Testosterone replacement therapy. TRT For short. It will fix that problem and a whole lot more. Just get his bood drawn and levels checked. I guarantee he needs it. Good luck.

  15. I work with a guy. He literally uses a ladle when he shits. So his balls don’t hit the water.

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