I’m staying with the in-laws this Christmas. I had agreed to cook, as I usually do, so have already been shopping etc. Fiancée has just had a phone call with said in-laws and 2 days before, we find out they’ve invited additional family members and bought extra things that need cooking.
I’m planning to go with the flow, but once I’ve had a few glasses of wine, what idioms can I hurl at them across the table similar to the British classic “couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery”? Also, would love to hear other stories of other people in similar situations.