During the festive period having so many people come into the same house and come together you get to see certain habits people have.

Just left an uncle’s house and a cousins husband managed to walk into the house with a deliciously fresh coating of dog shite on his shoes, beige carpet, ruined. Delightfully awkward atmosphere in the house, cousins husband has some form of diplomatic immunity meaning he can’t see to get a total bollockin, but the passing aggressiveness was off the charts, luckily we were just leaving.

However, when I entered my shoes immediately came off, as they do in any house and my own. Are people walking around their house in outdoors shoes? I just think of the utter states like bogs in the pub or something and imagine walking that around my house. Disgusting.

Surely everyone is a shoes off in the house?


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