UK sports feel less like sport and more like a live-action sitcom half the time.
A Sunday league keeper stop a penalty because he was distracted arguing with his mum on the sidelines.
A village cricket match pause because someone’s BBQ smoke blew across the pitch affecting visibility.
A rugby fan downing a pint so fast the entire crowd cheered louder for him than for the winning try.
And don’t even get me started on Wimbledon where people will clap politely even if the player sends the ball into another postcode.