Today I watched a guy try and flirt with my friend and his opening line was ‘are you my cousin?’… Naturally she was confused so he ‘clarified’ with ‘well there’s a 1 in 3 chance of meeting your cousin in your hometown’ (?) and she just laughed, so to bring it home as we walked away he said ‘no you can’t be my cousin you’re too beautiful’!!!
I mean wow.