Men Who Got Flirted With, What Is The Most Obvious A Girl Has Ever Made It For You?
October 7, 2025
Men Who Got Flirted With, What Is The Most Obvious A Girl Has Ever Made It For You?
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one time a woman invited me to her place to neflix and chill and I turned her down because I don’t really enjoy television and wasn’t aware of the phrase
Grabbed my dick
Took off her clothes, threw them at me, and said “come get it”. Hey you know just because she’s my wife doesn’t mean she can’t flirt.
Don’t know if counts as flirting, but i’ve had my PP grabbed by a few women.
I was working part time at a call centre and there was a girl that would sit across from me and chat to me during my shift. I was 21 at the time and by that point, I had pretty much given up on the idea of a woman ever finding me attractive. So I was totally oblivious and just thought she was being friendly.
Then, one day, she wore a low cut dress and leaned over the desk to get a pencil from my side, waiting long enough for me to get a good look at her. That’s when it finally clicked.
We were chatting, she said, “I have to leave because I have to work early tomorrow morning. Want to come home with me?”
Friend: “Hey X, he has a ring on, he’s married.”
X: “I don’t care.”
Going to agree with others. Had the PP grabbed. Caught me off guard…not complaining though.
Forgot to add, it was a coworker on work travel. We were drinking with other coworkers and she was sitting next to me, from the other side no one could see her hand.
I pretended like it wasn’t happening. Never brought it up. Next day we acted like nothing happened. I don’t shit where I eat.
Yesterday I helped these girls with some bags they were struggling with and they asked me
If I wanted to hang out. I said, “no I need to shower and go to the airport”. One responded, “ you want to shower together?” Seemed pretty straight forward
I was the TA in my university choir. A girl in the choir introduced herself to me, completely unprovoked. We are now married.
A girl that I worked with flirted with me for months, and I was completely oblivious to it. In my defense I was working one full time job and two part time jobs. She finally decided she was going to take matter into her own hands and walked up and kissed me.
18 months later we were married.
“My husband is gone tonight, are you free?”
“Can I see what this dress looks like on your bedroom floor?”
Sha sat on my lap at a party and wiggled to grind on my crotch.
I didn’t get the clue.
1 – She asked if I was horny.
No, I didn’t get the hint.
2 – “You can knock on my door any time you want.”
I did not want. Ok, I kind of did, but didn’t.
Context for #2. I was helping a friend who escorts and a friend of hers who also escorts took a liking to me.
Lots of looking and smiling and then basically sitting on my lap. Looooads of skin on skin contact. My dumb ass of course didn’t understand this wasn’t down to the crowdedness.
A younger woman with her friend came up to me outside Starbucks and told me she wants to give me a blowjob. I worked in a leadership position in a large organization. I assumed there was potential for her to be a subordinate I didn’t recognize, so I turned her down.
I once had a real life girl next door scenario. I had such a crush on her. We went to school together and ended up being neighbors just after high school, when both of us still lived at home. We got to talking, texting, and made plans to hang out. She invited me to take a ride in her new car. So we drive around. Talking, laughing, all the like. After a while she sighs and says that she’d love to keep hanging out, but her parents were home. I told her that parents were home too. This woman drives the car into the most secluded location known to man in this small town that we lived in, and parked it in a spot that had we both died on the spot, we wouldn’t have been found for days or weeks. What does my dumb ass do? I keep trying to flirt with my stupid ass jokes for a consecutive forty-five minutes. Right in front of a woman, who I realized only years later, quite obviously wanted to have sex with me. She got bored, told me she was tired, and drove us back to our neighborhood and dropped me off. I was not invited to a second outing.
Knocked on my door in panties and a loose tank top.
Once I threw a house party and one of the girls asked to sleep over. I obliged and let her stay in another room.
A couple of minutes later, she shows up naked in my room and says: “aren’t you going to fuck me?”. That gave me a clue.
Was at a club, girl started dancing with me, then leaned in and asked me if I wanted to get out of there.
Yes, yes I did.
I’ll tell the funniest one tho 🤣. When I was like 16 or something. There was this girl slightly older, probably 18. Beach vacations, exchanged of looks and distant flirting for days.
During a moment she writes “I love you” in about 5 diff languages on sand. Also a heart with her name and a question mark.
I was like can’t get more obvious than this, time to go talk to her. Magically my mom appears with some BS story to go somewhere or smth like that. Killed the whole momentum, thanks mom
came over to my house, laid in my bed, napped together, took off her shirt, asked if i had a boner, and then got on top of me
and i was STILL overthinking and wondering if she liked me and if i should make a move or not.
Was walking off the plane and the flight attendant asked me if this was my final stop. I told her it was.
“Oh me too. I’m staying at so and so hotel. Teehee.”
That’s nice. Unfortunately for me, my wife was walking right behind me and heard the whole thing.
I’m an old hand, so I knew she was flirting with me. And if there was any doubt, my angry wife was sure to let me know how much she was flirting with me.
If a girl goes out of her way to talk to you she wants the D. Women are pretty basic honestly.
In hindsight I’ve missed so many opportunities through naivety 🤣
“Hey so your kinda oblivious so I’m just going to ask. Do you want to go have sex right now?”
My dumb ass asked if I could finish my beer first. We dated for about 6 months. She was fun but she wasn’t ready for an actual relationship.
After casually talking about food with this babe of a woman, she offered to make me some peanut butter fudge. She made a whole 11” x 13” pan of it for me.
I thought she was just being nice.
Went on a date to a Mexican restaurant. We order their signature margaritas which ended up being huge. At the end of the meal she still hasn’t finished hers and she asked me if I would finish it. I said “Sure! Wouldn’t want you to think I’m trying to get you drunk and take advantage of you.” and she replied “I WANT you to take me home and take advantage of me”
So I did what the lady requested
Her, “Man, I wish you weren’t gay”. Me, “I’m not”. Her, “Good”. We made out.
30 comments
one time a woman invited me to her place to neflix and chill and I turned her down because I don’t really enjoy television and wasn’t aware of the phrase
Grabbed my dick
Took off her clothes, threw them at me, and said “come get it”. Hey you know just because she’s my wife doesn’t mean she can’t flirt.
Don’t know if counts as flirting, but i’ve had my PP grabbed by a few women.
I was working part time at a call centre and there was a girl that would sit across from me and chat to me during my shift. I was 21 at the time and by that point, I had pretty much given up on the idea of a woman ever finding me attractive. So I was totally oblivious and just thought she was being friendly.
Then, one day, she wore a low cut dress and leaned over the desk to get a pencil from my side, waiting long enough for me to get a good look at her. That’s when it finally clicked.
We were chatting, she said, “I have to leave because I have to work early tomorrow morning. Want to come home with me?”
Friend: “Hey X, he has a ring on, he’s married.”
X: “I don’t care.”
Going to agree with others. Had the PP grabbed. Caught me off guard…not complaining though.
Forgot to add, it was a coworker on work travel. We were drinking with other coworkers and she was sitting next to me, from the other side no one could see her hand.
I pretended like it wasn’t happening. Never brought it up. Next day we acted like nothing happened. I don’t shit where I eat.
Yesterday I helped these girls with some bags they were struggling with and they asked me
If I wanted to hang out. I said, “no I need to shower and go to the airport”. One responded, “ you want to shower together?” Seemed pretty straight forward
I was the TA in my university choir. A girl in the choir introduced herself to me, completely unprovoked. We are now married.
A girl that I worked with flirted with me for months, and I was completely oblivious to it. In my defense I was working one full time job and two part time jobs. She finally decided she was going to take matter into her own hands and walked up and kissed me.
18 months later we were married.
“My husband is gone tonight, are you free?”
“Can I see what this dress looks like on your bedroom floor?”
Sha sat on my lap at a party and wiggled to grind on my crotch.
I didn’t get the clue.
1 – She asked if I was horny.
No, I didn’t get the hint.
2 – “You can knock on my door any time you want.”
I did not want. Ok, I kind of did, but didn’t.
Context for #2. I was helping a friend who escorts and a friend of hers who also escorts took a liking to me.
Lots of looking and smiling and then basically sitting on my lap. Looooads of skin on skin contact. My dumb ass of course didn’t understand this wasn’t down to the crowdedness.
A younger woman with her friend came up to me outside Starbucks and told me she wants to give me a blowjob. I worked in a leadership position in a large organization. I assumed there was potential for her to be a subordinate I didn’t recognize, so I turned her down.
I once had a real life girl next door scenario. I had such a crush on her. We went to school together and ended up being neighbors just after high school, when both of us still lived at home. We got to talking, texting, and made plans to hang out. She invited me to take a ride in her new car. So we drive around. Talking, laughing, all the like. After a while she sighs and says that she’d love to keep hanging out, but her parents were home. I told her that parents were home too. This woman drives the car into the most secluded location known to man in this small town that we lived in, and parked it in a spot that had we both died on the spot, we wouldn’t have been found for days or weeks. What does my dumb ass do? I keep trying to flirt with my stupid ass jokes for a consecutive forty-five minutes. Right in front of a woman, who I realized only years later, quite obviously wanted to have sex with me. She got bored, told me she was tired, and drove us back to our neighborhood and dropped me off. I was not invited to a second outing.
Knocked on my door in panties and a loose tank top.
Once I threw a house party and one of the girls asked to sleep over. I obliged and let her stay in another room.
A couple of minutes later, she shows up naked in my room and says: “aren’t you going to fuck me?”. That gave me a clue.
Was at a club, girl started dancing with me, then leaned in and asked me if I wanted to get out of there.
Yes, yes I did.
I’ll tell the funniest one tho 🤣. When I was like 16 or something. There was this girl slightly older, probably 18. Beach vacations, exchanged of looks and distant flirting for days.
During a moment she writes “I love you” in about 5 diff languages on sand. Also a heart with her name and a question mark.
I was like can’t get more obvious than this, time to go talk to her. Magically my mom appears with some BS story to go somewhere or smth like that. Killed the whole momentum, thanks mom
came over to my house, laid in my bed, napped together, took off her shirt, asked if i had a boner, and then got on top of me
and i was STILL overthinking and wondering if she liked me and if i should make a move or not.
Was walking off the plane and the flight attendant asked me if this was my final stop. I told her it was.
“Oh me too. I’m staying at so and so hotel. Teehee.”
That’s nice. Unfortunately for me, my wife was walking right behind me and heard the whole thing.
I’m an old hand, so I knew she was flirting with me. And if there was any doubt, my angry wife was sure to let me know how much she was flirting with me.
If a girl goes out of her way to talk to you she wants the D. Women are pretty basic honestly.
In hindsight I’ve missed so many opportunities through naivety 🤣
“Hey so your kinda oblivious so I’m just going to ask. Do you want to go have sex right now?”
My dumb ass asked if I could finish my beer first. We dated for about 6 months. She was fun but she wasn’t ready for an actual relationship.
After casually talking about food with this babe of a woman, she offered to make me some peanut butter fudge. She made a whole 11” x 13” pan of it for me.
I thought she was just being nice.
Went on a date to a Mexican restaurant. We order their signature margaritas which ended up being huge. At the end of the meal she still hasn’t finished hers and she asked me if I would finish it. I said “Sure! Wouldn’t want you to think I’m trying to get you drunk and take advantage of you.” and she replied “I WANT you to take me home and take advantage of me”
So I did what the lady requested
Her, “Man, I wish you weren’t gay”. Me, “I’m not”. Her, “Good”. We made out.