I keep on seeing men at the urinal, I've unzipped, peed, shaken off the fire hose, zipped backed up and am in the process of washing my hands. They are STILL at the urinal with their head down. The P is silent so ya'll can't be peeing.
What the fuck are you guys doing at the urinal? Are ya'll admiring your penis? Are you whipping it out for Harambe? Did you drop an earbud in the urinal and is contemplating if you should just take the L? What?