So many profiles read like this:

  • Must be 6ft
  • Pictures are all binge drinking with friends and you can’t even tell who the actual girl is.
  • Please take me travelling
  • 12 face piercings
  • “Figuring out my relationship type” GIRL YOU’RE 30!!!
  • My kid, my cat/dog/job comes first “get over it.”
  • “I’m plus size, if you can’t handle it blah blah” bonus points if that same profile demanded the guy be 6ft
  • 2 truths 1 lie, where the lie is obviously the “I’m mentally stable” option
  • “I hate men”

You’re offering me nothing, and demanding everything

So the question is, where do I meet the girl who wants flowers, romance, and deep conversations?


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