This is going to be a fucking disgusting post that I’m humiliated to even type. Two things: every time I (f24) have sex I swear I’m trying not to fart on my boyfriend(m44). And another thing: how are we having spontaneous sex?? Random unexpected sex? I have to make sure that I am emptying my bowels before I am having sex. I need notice. If you put your fingers inside of my vagina & I have to take a shit, you are going to KNOW, and it’s not going to be fucking sexy. It’s gross. I am assuming it’s the same if he puts his dick in me. I am on suboxone so I am one constipated bitch I have stomach problems always. Sorry babe I know we started making out but i have to go sit in the bathroom for 30mins now before we can proceed or this is going to be very uncomfortable for both of us. I don’t understand it at all. Can a man tell if a woman has to take a shit during intercourse? Dude I can’t believe I’m making this fucking post right now.