The while going pee while standing up makes me jealous. That’s mostly it
I’d like to feel safer travelling alone. Especially to get to visit certain countries that aren’t especially kind to women.
They literally can pee anywhere
peeing standing up and can take hard manual labor jobs that i would have really enjoyed when younger (fisherman, construction, etc)
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That they can walk around shirtless and in my “family” by brother just walks around in his boxers but if I walk around in my underwear it’s weird are you saying you would get turned on by ur underage daughter who’s not in high-school yet? Pretty fucking odd
Being able to be a father without going through pregnancy and birth. Also, periods.
One word: pockets.
I want a penis. It looks fun.
I want the physical strength. Give me that. I would lift so heavy.
As someone who just gave birth, I am very jealous that men can have children without carrying and birthing children.
Traveling alone, walking alone, drinking alone. I rarely ever go for a walk by myself and immediately regret it.
I am glad that people dont auto see me as a threat. My husband is a big guy with resting scowling face. We have talked how having me with him makes everyone around relax. People assume he’s a safe man just by me being in his proximity.
They don’t have periods, don’t have to go through pregnancy, and they’re not objectified like women are. Nobody is lying to them for sex. They get coddled and treated better just for being dudes. Their bad behaviors get excused in society. 🤷♀️
They get jobs and opportunities easier. Also they can build up a network by having ten minutes of chitchat with another man.
Men vouch for each other no matter how awful their behaviour.
They can intimidate teenage boys and put them in their place.
As someone who has spent a lot of time outdoors and has run into many occasions where I had to pee in said outdoors it was in those moments, knees bent with my back against a tree, that I may have had a brush with envy.
Able to cum anytime fast. It’s easier to jerk off!
they can do less than the bare minimum and yet they’ll still be praised
No periods are weird hormonal changes
No periods, fewer chances of gettting raped, stalked, harrassed, pee standing up, no pregnancy, childbirth, menopause, no need to shave, walk around shirtless, travel alone, walk at night freely, can do the bare minimum around the house and still be praised for it.
My husband struts around, so sure of himself. He never thinks about his beer belly, or stretch marks, or skinny legs. I’m jealous of that. When I walk, I’m sucking my stomach in, fixing my clothes and hair, thinking about my rbf. I’m not comfortable with people looking at me.
I’m glad I’m not a man because I can spend hours with my girl-friends or sisters, having a spa-day at home, eating sandwiches, and talking about our feelings, emotions, dreams, regrets, goals, achievements, and so much more.
they have more freedom
I’m jealous of my male coworkers who put in half the effort and are paid twice as much as me.
I saw a man walk into a dark underpass around 11.30pm last night.
Meanwhile, scared to walk under it during the daytime.
I’m jealous of that.
they can walk anywhere alone and be okay
They don’t get accused of tempting men while they’re still children.
Standing to pee without apparatus or mess
Not having to deal with period
Also that they can walk at night, and travel solo with more peace of mind.
Able to run/jump without having to think about the boobs. I love my boobs but I wish I could take it out when needed lol
I’m jealous that they can move so much more freely, and not worry when they’re walking in the woods or jogging alone or traveling solo.
I’m jealous that they have no laws restricting their movement or life choices or blocking them from receiving life-saving medical care in any state or country.
Going out without being annoyed.
So many ways. Being able to go out at night with less fear. Pee anywhere. Not get pregnant or have periods. People assume you know what you’re talking about. Wear pants (I grew up when girls couldn’t).
Advantage of being a woman? Allowed to show emotions, that’s about it.
They can go around without a shirt on. Growing up I went shirtless until my breasts came in and I hated them for that.
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I just want to walk outside by myself while not constantly looking over my shoulder lol
Making $15-20k more for the same job. I made it my life’s mission when I was in the workforce to always ask for “boy money.” And especially, “white boy money.”
They generally have slim hips and skinny legs .
-No peri-menopause or menopause
-Doctors gaf and have solutions when men’s libidos, or their ability to be intimate declines or disappears
-Many medications work differently at different parts of the hormone cycle for ppl with ovaries, esp psych meds from what I understand
-How it’s normalized for men to expect a partner to do all of their emotional labor, like a personal assistant … Plus laundry, meals etc
I saw a guy in my community walking backwards with headphones on and thought it must be sick to not even have to be aware of your surroundings, just moving through the world like you own it. Recently a woman in my area was kidnapped in broad daylight and dumped dead on the side of a highway.
Why are women not in control of this world? Or at least equals in power? Women are the real superhero’s of this planet and yet men rule the world. We birth our population and almost exclusively raise them and somehow men are still in charge. I don’t get it.
They don’t have to deal with Menstrual, Follicular, Ovulatory and Luteal phases
They have the option to have a haircut that allows them to dry off their hair after a shower in less than a minute and the world allows them to without thinking they are making a statement in any way.
I’m jealous of the option to have short hair that is easy to maintain, no expectation of makeup or having long, styled hair.
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I’m jealous that women are more likely to be attracted to them than other women (me). And even those that are attracted to multiple genders usually end up with men anyway, cause there’s way more men out there who like women than there are women out there who like women :’) it’s simply a statistical likelihood.
I also feel jealous that they just don’t have to think about avoiding being raped or assaulted all the time.
They enjoy oral sex better, and penis looks like a piece of art.
being able to just acquire children without having to go through pregnancy and birth and breastfeeding. I want to be a father not a mother.
physical strength is another big one. I always feel weak and inferior because I dont have the physical strength of a man despite working out in the gym
Their hormones dont do backflips multiple times a month🥲
Their strength
I’m jealous of the level of confidence that an average dude has.
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The while going pee while standing up makes me jealous. That’s mostly it
I’d like to feel safer travelling alone. Especially to get to visit certain countries that aren’t especially kind to women.
They literally can pee anywhere
peeing standing up and can take hard manual labor jobs that i would have really enjoyed when younger (fisherman, construction, etc)
[removed]
That they can walk around shirtless and in my “family” by brother just walks around in his boxers but if I walk around in my underwear it’s weird are you saying you would get turned on by ur underage daughter who’s not in high-school yet? Pretty fucking odd
Being able to be a father without going through pregnancy and birth. Also, periods.
One word: pockets.
I want a penis. It looks fun.
I want the physical strength. Give me that. I would lift so heavy.
As someone who just gave birth, I am very jealous that men can have children without carrying and birthing children.
Traveling alone, walking alone, drinking alone. I rarely ever go for a walk by myself and immediately regret it.
I am glad that people dont auto see me as a threat. My husband is a big guy with resting scowling face. We have talked how having me with him makes everyone around relax. People assume he’s a safe man just by me being in his proximity.
They don’t have periods, don’t have to go through pregnancy, and they’re not objectified like women are. Nobody is lying to them for sex. They get coddled and treated better just for being dudes. Their bad behaviors get excused in society. 🤷♀️
They get jobs and opportunities easier. Also they can build up a network by having ten minutes of chitchat with another man.
Men vouch for each other no matter how awful their behaviour.
They can intimidate teenage boys and put them in their place.
As someone who has spent a lot of time outdoors and has run into many occasions where I had to pee in said outdoors it was in those moments, knees bent with my back against a tree, that I may have had a brush with envy.
Able to cum anytime fast. It’s easier to jerk off!
they can do less than the bare minimum and yet they’ll still be praised
No periods are weird hormonal changes
No periods, fewer chances of gettting raped, stalked, harrassed, pee standing up, no pregnancy, childbirth, menopause, no need to shave, walk around shirtless, travel alone, walk at night freely, can do the bare minimum around the house and still be praised for it.
My husband struts around, so sure of himself. He never thinks about his beer belly, or stretch marks, or skinny legs. I’m jealous of that. When I walk, I’m sucking my stomach in, fixing my clothes and hair, thinking about my rbf. I’m not comfortable with people looking at me.
I’m glad I’m not a man because I can spend hours with my girl-friends or sisters, having a spa-day at home, eating sandwiches, and talking about our feelings, emotions, dreams, regrets, goals, achievements, and so much more.
they have more freedom
I’m jealous of my male coworkers who put in half the effort and are paid twice as much as me.
I saw a man walk into a dark underpass around 11.30pm last night.
Meanwhile, scared to walk under it during the daytime.
I’m jealous of that.
they can walk anywhere alone and be okay
They don’t get accused of tempting men while they’re still children.
Standing to pee without apparatus or mess
Not having to deal with period
Also that they can walk at night, and travel solo with more peace of mind.
Able to run/jump without having to think about the boobs. I love my boobs but I wish I could take it out when needed lol
I’m jealous that they can move so much more freely, and not worry when they’re walking in the woods or jogging alone or traveling solo.
I’m jealous that they have no laws restricting their movement or life choices or blocking them from receiving life-saving medical care in any state or country.
Going out without being annoyed.
So many ways. Being able to go out at night with less fear. Pee anywhere. Not get pregnant or have periods. People assume you know what you’re talking about. Wear pants (I grew up when girls couldn’t).
Advantage of being a woman? Allowed to show emotions, that’s about it.
They can go around without a shirt on. Growing up I went shirtless until my breasts came in and I hated them for that.
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I just want to walk outside by myself while not constantly looking over my shoulder lol
Making $15-20k more for the same job. I made it my life’s mission when I was in the workforce to always ask for “boy money.” And especially, “white boy money.”
They generally have slim hips and skinny legs .
-No peri-menopause or menopause
-Doctors gaf and have solutions when men’s libidos, or their ability to be intimate declines or disappears
-Many medications work differently at different parts of the hormone cycle for ppl with ovaries, esp psych meds from what I understand
-How it’s normalized for men to expect a partner to do all of their emotional labor, like a personal assistant … Plus laundry, meals etc
I saw a guy in my community walking backwards with headphones on and thought it must be sick to not even have to be aware of your surroundings, just moving through the world like you own it. Recently a woman in my area was kidnapped in broad daylight and dumped dead on the side of a highway.
Why are women not in control of this world? Or at least equals in power? Women are the real superhero’s of this planet and yet men rule the world. We birth our population and almost exclusively raise them and somehow men are still in charge. I don’t get it.
They don’t have to deal with Menstrual, Follicular, Ovulatory and Luteal phases
They have the option to have a haircut that allows them to dry off their hair after a shower in less than a minute and the world allows them to without thinking they are making a statement in any way.
I’m jealous of the option to have short hair that is easy to maintain, no expectation of makeup or having long, styled hair.
[removed]
I’m jealous that women are more likely to be attracted to them than other women (me). And even those that are attracted to multiple genders usually end up with men anyway, cause there’s way more men out there who like women than there are women out there who like women :’) it’s simply a statistical likelihood.
I also feel jealous that they just don’t have to think about avoiding being raped or assaulted all the time.
They enjoy oral sex better, and penis looks like a piece of art.
being able to just acquire children without having to go through pregnancy and birth and breastfeeding. I want to be a father not a mother.
physical strength is another big one. I always feel weak and inferior because I dont have the physical strength of a man despite working out in the gym
Their hormones dont do backflips multiple times a month🥲
Their strength
I’m jealous of the level of confidence that an average dude has.
Less scrutiny and judgement on their appearance.