This happens way too often my dudes. Are you guys in pain? Do the noises help you get it out? Some of you brace yourselves against the wall like you're having a piss child. Explain.
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Good ole’ prostate gonna prostate.
STI’s are a bitch.
It’s just a release point in the day. Noises will happen.
Cystoscopy flashbacks
Decompression. Clearing that knot in the chest kind of stuff.
I understand it cause I do it, but I’m also aware of it and try not to sound like a weirdo 😂
It feels good especially after having to hold it in for a long time?
Passing a kidney stone?
Can I moan in peace please?
A lot of tensed up muscles down there finally release and it feels good
What exactly am I supposed to do when my dick feels on fire?
It bothers you? Im grunting even louder now
Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia or BPH is in 5% of men over 50, and it goes to 80% when men are age 90.
Yrs old men have trouble pissing, it gets to some of us earlier than others. The surgery to solve it is called a TURP, trans urethral resection of the prostate. Yes, it is crazy, but many men get this done and it makes pissing normal agai.l
Of course there is prostate cancer, the most common cancer for men.
Sometimes I’ve been holding it a long time and it feels like part of my soul leaving my body.
I’m 45 and I’ve never once had the urge to make audible noises while pissing. From the comments in here it seems I am in the minority.
What the heck is goin on with ya’lls bodies?
Man, I hear a lot of noises in the men’s room that are pretty gross, but for some reason, the grunting and groaning while peeing grosses me out the most. I know it’s probably because of older prostates, but something about it just bothers me.
No disrespect intended to bathroom groaners – bathroom is a place where you do what you gotta do, and I get that.
It’s just feels good 🤷🏻♂️
Tell me you don’t have an enlarged prostate without saying you don’t have an enlarged prostate…
I brace myself because I’m tired man
I’m not grunting at the urinal, just when I sit down on the shitter. And again when I stand up.
Old, you see.
Check back with me in 30 years when your prostate is enlarged.
Next you’re going to ask why we scratch our nuts when they itch?
Personally, I have chronic pain, so I’m grunting no matter what I’m doing.
I’ve always wondered this too. And the explosive diarrhea that usually comes. You guys need to get off the shitty diet.
Similar reason why some people grunt when they are taking a shit – takes effort to get it out. And, probably hurts
This is an alien who is gathering data so they can act more like a human
It’s very unnecessary but I still do it
“I have a narrow urethra.”
-Hank Hill
Have you never been at code red, 5 alarm, bladder busting need to pee? Hell, at that point, you’re gonna groan. I’ll even forgive you if you’re playing with your nipples too.
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Good ole’ prostate gonna prostate.
STI’s are a bitch.
It’s just a release point in the day. Noises will happen.
Cystoscopy flashbacks
Decompression. Clearing that knot in the chest kind of stuff.
I understand it cause I do it, but I’m also aware of it and try not to sound like a weirdo 😂
It feels good especially after having to hold it in for a long time?
Passing a kidney stone?
Can I moan in peace please?
A lot of tensed up muscles down there finally release and it feels good
What exactly am I supposed to do when my dick feels on fire?
It bothers you? Im grunting even louder now
Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia or BPH is in 5% of men over 50, and it goes to 80% when men are age 90.
Yrs old men have trouble pissing, it gets to some of us earlier than others. The surgery to solve it is called a TURP, trans urethral resection of the prostate. Yes, it is crazy, but many men get this done and it makes pissing normal agai.l
Of course there is prostate cancer, the most common cancer for men.
Sometimes I’ve been holding it a long time and it feels like part of my soul leaving my body.
I’m 45 and I’ve never once had the urge to make audible noises while pissing. From the comments in here it seems I am in the minority.
What the heck is goin on with ya’lls bodies?
Man, I hear a lot of noises in the men’s room that are pretty gross, but for some reason, the grunting and groaning while peeing grosses me out the most. I know it’s probably because of older prostates, but something about it just bothers me.
No disrespect intended to bathroom groaners – bathroom is a place where you do what you gotta do, and I get that.
It’s just feels good 🤷🏻♂️
Tell me you don’t have an enlarged prostate without saying you don’t have an enlarged prostate…
I brace myself because I’m tired man
I’m not grunting at the urinal, just when I sit down on the shitter. And again when I stand up.
Old, you see.
Check back with me in 30 years when your prostate is enlarged.
Next you’re going to ask why we scratch our nuts when they itch?
Personally, I have chronic pain, so I’m grunting no matter what I’m doing.
I’ve always wondered this too. And the explosive diarrhea that usually comes. You guys need to get off the shitty diet.
Similar reason why some people grunt when they are taking a shit – takes effort to get it out. And, probably hurts
This is an alien who is gathering data so they can act more like a human
It’s very unnecessary but I still do it
“I have a narrow urethra.”
-Hank Hill
Have you never been at code red, 5 alarm, bladder busting need to pee? Hell, at that point, you’re gonna groan. I’ll even forgive you if you’re playing with your nipples too.
Age mate. It’s coming for you too.