Not to brag, but last night my wife (F43).was very drunk, so drunk she thought I(M43) was a different guy. I brought her to the car (I was sober) and she started saying “I’m NOT going home with you sir, I have a handsome husband that takes care of me and I don’t want you so get the FUCK away from me”. I started laughing and spent the next 45 minutes explaining I am her husband. What a beautiful woman😂