Your soda cans say 12 fluid ounces, while MyCountry™ has 355 milliliter cans. Why do you use such an unusual and hard to remember system? I mean, 355 is obviously the more sensible number to assign a standard container.
And beer is even weirder. Back in MyCountry™, beer is subject to purity laws that require it to include grain, hops, and yeast. Yet your beer includes such strange ingredients as hops, yeast, and grain. Who would even think to put such a strange combination of things in your own body? Why hasn’t the FDA banned it by now?